Tag: funny

The DredgeLand Christmas Spectacular 2022.

Good King Father Christmas, born on Christmas Eve.

That’s right O Holy Night, pray silence please for about 40 ish minutes and / or.

John F Kennedy Dredge and Andy Norman Collier Harland return with tales of festive times, the local housing association association and some vital Christmas based  information for the 2022 generation.

Thanks to all that have sent in their questions, queries and in the case of the HMRC that cease and desist letter. DredgeLand will return for a upwards and / or backwards look at 2022 in their NEW YEARS SPECTACULAR next week, exclusively on Thames and in Modern Parlance

 

The DredgeLand Conversation Local News and Medium Magazine Spectacular

John Rogers and / or Hammerstein Dredge and Andy The Cast of HairSpray Harland have spent this week’s allocated podcast time to gather their thoughts for the relevant generation.

In this week’s verbal confab, listen with gleeeeeee at the latest Hove based happenings, find out abouuuuuuut John’s investment club and gawwwwwwp at Andy’s most up to date (and finest) idea yet.

Information within this show can be shared with other human people and / or animals, so why not pop along to your local zoo and play it out loud, we hear that Mice, Monkeys and Marsupials really enjoy our stuff.

The DredgeLand Podcast Innovation Award Nominated Spectacular

Dearest listener,

Welcome back to another week’s audio dispatches from John JJ Dredge Esq. & Andy PP Harland OBOE.

This week, your intrepid podcasters travel deep into new realms, conquer visual significance and interrupt the balance of play. However, here at DredgeLand, join us for the answer to last week’s this week’s quiz (sand), a guide to the podcast innovation awards, correspondence from up to five irrelevant people and a very special guest.

Can John prepare in time? Will Andy resolve the dispute with Take a Break magazine? Who will win most innovative podcast? FIND OUT NOW.

 

The DredgeLand Tribute to Steve Fourth on Friday at Five

Dearest listener, He has gone! Steve Fourth has finally left HoveFM after 45 years of consistent output.

Join John FM Dredge and Andy AM Harland as they pay tribute to a radio legend for local Hove based people.

John and Andy share stories of their experiences with Steve Fourth, some of his best radio features and of course a few of their very own anecdotes.

There’s also a unique opportunity to listen in to a call from a confused lighthouse operator and up to three adverts each paying for their airtime.

If you’d like to advertise your services on the show, with a listenership figure of up to 40 billion people per annum, do please advise.

The DredgeLand Potential Second Home and or Old Fashioned Spectacular

Ye olde podcaste listener! HARK at thy chatter via the audio forme.

Your loyal subjects John Frank Butcher Dredge and Andrew Ian Beale Harland have returneth forthwith.

Continue to listen aboard ones finest podcast provisions and enjoy quandary and / or issue with sourcing a second home, or retail at tales of yonder ruff and / or quill.

End.

 

 

The DredgeLand Sand Storage and or Display Spectacular

Good people of Hove and its surrounds. WELCOME!

In this week’s Podcast shaped chat, John Wrigleys Extra Dredge and Andy KP Nuts Harland bring content far beyond their means.

Andy has picked up a wide array of sand in the week past with many different ways to capture and / or display such sand. This not only baffles John but it soon becomes apparent that John is also bewildered.

It is without doubt that there’s much other content, but to be quite honest we know you’re here about the sand.

Oh and also the reminiscing of the Daily Dredge (Discontinued).

Do get in touch on the usual formats

Good morrow!

The DredgeLand up an Obelisk and 1980’s Review Spectacular

Obelisks! The 1980’s! These two gargantuan conversational pieces finally form, untied in one audio based podcast: The DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular.

Upon Request, John GGG Dredge and Andy R Whites Harland provide insight, opinion and reference to a wide range of pop culture from the 1980’s, subject matter includes Gordon Honeycomb, Wendy James from Transmission Vamp, Cram and / or Coe, Tandy, The Professionals, GLOY and C&A.

Many thanks to Richard Bracken of Windsor Castle for your letter of who’s pluck we admire.

Sadly, Andy has yet to make any Kiln’s in the Cotswolds.

Kind regards,

DredgeLand

The DredgeLand Ousting of the Mayor of Hove Spectacular

Are you intended audience? Are you Dancer?

DredgeLand have yet to create a full manifesto, especially in the form of a relevant five point plan.

.. but wait no further!

Andy leaps at the opportunity to Oust the Mayor of Hove with John D Dredge’s full support. Listen in to some Bic scribbled ideas and / or concepts to the DredgeLand five point plan to oust the Hove based Mayor. Faithfully supported by Colin’s very own definition based service.

Ipso Facto: De Facto. Fact. We are unafraid to push boundaries.

This episode is keen to advertise the Rent a Mayor Southern Division LTD service.

The DredgeLand Enormous Ratings Boost Spectacular

Dearest listener, we’re back with a vengeance. We’re also back with an exclusive competition! Yes, you the Hove listener and / or resident can provide a ‘Slogan for Hove’. More details within.

Also in this week’s episode:

  • John does the intro
  • John repeats the intro
  • John and Andy discuss the intro
  • There’s an Intro

Post intro content:

  • Upbeat Emails of the Week
  • A long listener letter
  • Gordon returns
  • As does his brother
  • The show ends soon after

That’s a reasonable summary in our opinion, if you remain unsatisfied then please write in and enclose a cheque for £40.

The DredgeLand Hove Mound and / or Bingo based Medium Spectacular

This is not a downbeat podcast. We must respect the wishes of the local ombudsman and present the following:

Join John ER Dredge and Andy A&E Harland for another week’s podcast for the people of Hove. We’re covering the latest in Hove based issues and / or bunker based business.

John’s had an incident with fire at the council and needless to say, the lady mayor remains slightly singed.

As a result of incident, Andy proposed the construction of a local monument and / or tourist attraction. Andy of course complied for a small fee of £385.50.

But wait, that is not all. Andy has a brilliant scheme for the Hove Advertiser Fun Fair on the 17th. See you there? We already know the answer.