Good evening to you. As your dutiful hosts return for what can only be described as their 51st consecutive week of bunker based podcasting join John Dredge and Andy Harland for another effort in Hove based podcasting.
This week, the Middling Association of Great Missenden and associated caravan club have been in touch to provide their great respect and / or feedback on our recent back-to-front podcast spectacular
John and Andy immediately investigate this letter and QUE SURPRISE Andy has invested in two envelopes and then provides John with a choice to return our first ever written feedback from (within).
After this, there’s quite a number of words said about a new gap in the market – The Double Act Audiobook and we learn about Pianos and where to buy them.
Hear us next week for week 52.
Goodbye! Thanks for listening to this weeks show where John and Andy have presented 35 minutes and / or of their brand of podcast peculiarity for your entertainment.
As we head to the middle fo the show this week, gasp in awe at the letters we’ve received, clap with joyous applause at the ALL NEW Radio Drama series #Shrubbery and join us for the beginning of the show.
Dear listener. Your job is clear, listen to this podcast. We hope you enjoy it.
We’ve had a serious amount of mail in this week’s Post Bag, much of it for John Dredge of Hove. John’s only gone and bagged himself a Royal Enterprise Award and (yes, and) a second award in the form of a medal for services to pondering.
Andy has received nothing.
Your daft duo then discuss John’s recent audition for the TV concept series Shin. What follows is a conceptual preview of an episode (excerpt) of the show with Andy and John playing the key roles.
The show ends with more correspondence for John from a man with three first names and actually ends with another of John’s classic fables.
Hey yo cool you. It’s JD and AH here from the all new cool and relevant show the JD and AH Show.
Welcome y’all hip excellent and also relevant person(s) listening.
This week, we’ve been issued £4000 in cash from the Inland Relevant although John still owns several colour televisions.
John’s been circling his copy of the TV times whilst Andy suggests the highlighting style. Is there no end to their combined admin skills?
The coolest and hip part of the show is a reflection of Andy’s (AH’s) ALL NEW first edition #Hove attraction review booklet, where AH has been issuing the best in reviews for the best in local venues and / or attractions. What will feature? Listen away and stay cool.
In the end, it’s the end.
Yes, it’s another week of the globally revered comedy podcast that you (the listener) have and / or has selected to listen (thank you).
This week John Q Dredge and A J Harland ESQ have been reminiscing about communication from the recent past.
However, that’s not all and sundry because we’ve been back to radio school as per the request of the HoveFM station commissioner.
Your humousless presenters discuss their recent learning how to manage phone calls, intros, outros and managing quiz’s without killing the recipient. Plus Andy gives away his special and / or secret way to copyright correspondence and transcripts of said correspondence.
Will they return? Answer, yes.
*There is absolutely no drilling in this weeks show, none whatsoever. There are also no cats and / or a cat in the show.
Welcome! DredgeLand return this week to an immediate question and / or letter asking for their very own favourite mode of transport.
From there, various conversational based communication takes place related to modes of transport and the methods of transport that Dredge refuses to use and / or drive. Including up to two transport based anecdotes.
There’s also reference to an incident with Claire Voyant, to which John doesn’t come out too well if we’re totally upfront about it.
The show wraps up with a Formal Grievance: The representatives of TV’s Julia Bradbury have been in touch. Shall we return next week? (Yes, because the show is already recorded).
No drilling whatsoever.
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Good day to you and of course you too. From John and Andy, 100 leagues Beneath the Hove Plinth, Hove seafront, Hove.
Welcome to another DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular! Enjoy a brief introduction to the all new detective adventure suspense and disco based series the Discotheque Detectives, coming to LWT this spring!
John and Andy are delighted to receive more of your letters, including one from the Mass Bands of the Royal Highland Artillery who are currently looking for meaningful employment.
However, the jist of the nub of this podcast concentrates on John’s expenses claim for the fiscal and / or financial year Q4 (just closing). Andy interrogates a number of John’s expenses claims from over the whole of the 20202021 year, many of which to his own surprise.
YE SHOW ENDETH SOON AFTER
The kind people and / or producers at HoveFM 95.3 gave DredgeLand the 04:00 – 04:36 show this week.
Listen back and join Andy and John as they present Hove’s finest radio half hour and six minutes with mentionable and / or honourable contributions including several time checks and exciting radio features.
We’ve some exclusive new music plus very special guests Cram and Coe who are letting us know what they can see out of their window.
We’re also lucky to be joined by Reverend Plinge / Bings with his thought for the day.
Have you got your DredgeLand digital watch yet? If not, find out more at DredgeLand.com
Good week to you! Join John Dredge and Andy Harland as they open up the post bag this week and rifle through a number of letters received in the week that was.
What’s Johns fixed rate this week? Find out within..
Also occurring in this weeks episode of varying content, we discover the ratio of jam to donut. Quite exciting if you will agree?
We also feature a brand new segment of the show called Up your Weekly Target/ Raise the Bar / Up your Game.
Should you want to buy your own DredgeLand graph, do please get in touch @dredgeland. Oh and the show ends with a moral.
Good afternoon for all of you listeners and / or morning / evening and please insert here.
Andy has procured 400,000 pineapples during the week, much to John’s surprise. However, Andy has decided he’s going to sell these pineapple’s on the black market as they’ve now been rationed to one per household.
Join Andy and John as they discuss their business plans including utilising the secret back door hatch (accessed by secret word and / or phrase) in the bunker or a secret website which specifically does not mention the pineapple based product in question. John decides how he wants to spend the vast profit made by the DredgeLand Pineapple based business. #Zinc
In other news, we’ve had a letter from a listener who enjoys the show whilst operating light machinery. Please do take care when listening.