The DredgeLand John Dredge Royal Enterprise Award Spectacular

Dear listener. Your job is clear, listen to this podcast. We hope you enjoy it.

We’ve had a serious amount of mail in this week’s Post Bag, much of it for John Dredge of Hove. John’s only gone and bagged himself a Royal Enterprise Award and (yes, and) a second award in the form of a medal for services to pondering.

Andy has received nothing.

Your daft duo then discuss John’s recent audition for the TV concept series Shin. What follows is a conceptual preview of an episode (excerpt) of the show with Andy and John playing the key roles.

The show ends with more correspondence for John from a man with three first names and actually ends with another of John’s classic fables.

The DredgeLand Extended HoveFM and Associated James Bond Title Pitching Spectacular

John’s been on a course hosted by Simon Bates and he’s introduced his recent learning on the HoveFM morning show which this week was on the air from 04:00 – 05:00.

The show begins this week with an exclusive clip of said HoveFM broadcast and soon continues with 29 further minutes of your regular podcast listening material and / or content. Just another example of our recent publicity drive.

Andy’s been on a publicity walk on a number of local streets and thin roads and has sold up to 17 copies of his latest book to visitors of local benches.

In other news, to assist in the raising cash for the said cash deficit, Andy had developed a basic plan. He’s decided to pitch to two very important film / movie people and has written a wide range of potential James Bond film titles. Joh offers his opinions and assistance.

The show ends with an admin issue. Apologies.

 

The DredgeLand Don’t Read the Back of the Book Spectacular

Adverts are an essential means to podcast survival. So sorry about that.

Now that’s out of the way, this week’s show is content filled with information and / or details that are not just adverts.

John’s taken an offer from BibbleFM for an all new 12 hour radio slot for the dynamic duo that is Batman and Robin. However, if you replace Batman and Robin with John and Andy, you’ve got the just of it already.

Andy’s been busy writing an all new book, a self help guide for the human person to help manage organisational change, titled Don’t worry about that, how to save time and money by managing organizational change effectively and associated advice. 

There then follows conversation on the subjects of How, the ISBN, effective pricing, acknowledgements, writer intros and Andy’s approach to Barcoding.

The show ends with this week’s fable. Good day.

 

The DredgeLand Plum Based Fruit Hallucination and or Bucks F*** Spectacular

It’s the following week from the week that was previous to this week. However, if you’re listing in the future, this is the current week that was when recorded and / or published but not necessarily the week that you’re currently listen in.

Phew. Now that’s clarified, enjoy said podcast within.

Join John Q Dredge (Q for Quincy) and Andy Harland (Harland) as they speed through the key issues of their tiny minds. Including mention of the official Bucks F*** operational centre to drive financial income.

There’s also a surprise call to TV’s Steve Cram plus another classic podcast ending. Oh and What’s in the box? has rolled over.

 

The DredgeLand Thompson Twins Daley Thompson What’s in the McGanns Box Spectacular

Hello reader of the Audio based product that is DredgeLand and our Podcast Spectacular.

This week, Andy’s having issues clearing his mind whilst John has had his freed of all thoughts.

Andy has been working on a charity campaign to raise the profile of former TV celebrity and 80’s person Gary Wilmot. The campaign based conversation soon leads on to the all new competition ‘What’s in the box’

At this point John becomes quite confused with the detail behind the competition and a detailed explanation follows.

Andy then begins to wrap up the show with his latest business idea, selling quiz answers to the BEST TV stations of the UK.

This week’s podcast ending comes from the big book of podcast endings.

The DredgeLand Reminiscipackage and / or Return to Radio School Spectacular

DredgeLand RETURNS!

Yes, it’s another week of the globally revered comedy podcast that you (the listener) have and / or has selected to listen (thank you).

This week John Q Dredge and A J Harland ESQ have been reminiscing about communication from the recent past.

However, that’s not all and sundry because we’ve been back to radio school as per the request of the HoveFM station commissioner.

Your humousless presenters discuss their recent learning how to manage phone calls, intros, outros and managing quiz’s without killing the recipient. Plus Andy gives away his special and / or secret way to copyright correspondence and transcripts of said correspondence.

Will they return? Answer, yes.

The DredgeLand Opportunity to Respond and/or Right to Reply Spectacular

Good morning, afternoon, evening and / or goodnight.

John Dredge (4th Earl of Moooch) and A J Harland (Esq.) return for a further weeks worth of Podcast based production and promotion of the DredgeLand international brand.

In this week’s show we’ve taken a number of damp and / or soggy letters including one with a free piece of paper inserted.

We must also mention at this moment in the text description of this podcast tat you can buy your very own miniature DredgeLand Bunker. EXCLUSIVE to DredgeLand.com.

The show continues at a pace after this and includes more TV pitches, a confused Hove resident on the phone as well as this week’s elongated ending.

 

The DredgeLand Appeal for the Burglar and or DredgeLand Talent Agency Spectacular

This week’s show begins a little more upbeat due to ramifications with John’s downbeat beginnings.

However, your dynamic duo soon raise their point’s in a brand new segment ‘raise a point’. Where in this week’s edition, Andy chooses to raise a point this week on the Knee replacement industry which is one of three industries of late not on its knees.

WAITTHOUGHWHATSTHAT? Yes simple person(s), there’s more. Andy then describes with some vigour his ALL NEW  business the DredgeLand Talent Agency and associated Talent Based Business. Andy’s signed John up and pitches some terrific entertainment based jobs and / or.

We will no doubt be back in a week’s time for another edition of the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular. Congrats.

Thanks to the Podcast Ombudsperson for their feedback regarding last week’s ending to the show, we hope you’re well.

The DredgeLand This Weeks Grievance and or Letters From the Future Spectacular

AHOY! Sea persons and those on land, join us in a united front for another episode of the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular.

We’ve had a number of letters and / or grievances this week in the post bag including three from the future and of course / or past. Not only that but a legal letter has arrived from TV’s wildest walking celebrity Julia Bradbury’s legal representatives.

John Dredge (he’s in the book) and Andrew Colin Hannngggg Plinth Harland 3rd Viscount of Cheam read into each and all of these letters in an audio based conversational format.

WAIT! Some say we don’t offer a lot of value in these descriptions, but ha! Here’s some more information… The show meanders into a live demonstration for the Weather Station from DredgeLand due to Bruno Brookes getting that HoveFM 04:00am slot.

The show does end. Albeit eventually and after about 10 minutes from the beginning of the end.

#Whelk #YouCannotTriangulateAllFruits

The DredgeLand Cats on Strike Spectacular

We’ve had a letter from Mrs Hwwwhimble from Hwwwwimbledon Common SW19

How do you start a podcast? That’s her question and / or enquiry this week. Listen in as John takes some offence to her and her requisition. (?)

However, the most relevant and of course / or content in this weeks programme is the conclusion and / or answer to a young listeners enquiry regarding the content of last week’s show which remained unanswered.

Until now. Yes now. Now we answer those questions and conclude the first ever two part DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular. It isn’t live. it is merely recorded.

There’s also a cat on strike, his name is Steve. Steve Cat.

Only two mentions of Julia Bradbury this week.