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We’ve had a serious amount of mail in this week’s Post Bag, much of it for John Dredge of Hove. John’s only gone and bagged himself a Royal Enterprise Award and (yes, and) a second award in the form of a medal for services to pondering.
Andy has received nothing.
Your daft duo then discuss John’s recent audition for the TV concept series Shin. What follows is a conceptual preview of an episode (excerpt) of the show with Andy and John playing the key roles.
The show ends with more correspondence for John from a man with three first names and actually ends with another of John’s classic fables.
Adverts are an essential means to podcast survival. So sorry about that.
Now that’s out of the way, this week’s show is content filled with information and / or details that are not just adverts.
John’s taken an offer from BibbleFM for an all new 12 hour radio slot for the dynamic duo that is Batman and Robin. However, if you replace Batman and Robin with John and Andy, you’ve got the just of it already.
Andy’s been busy writing an all new book, a self help guide for the human person to help manage organisational change, titled Don’t worry about that, how to save time and money by managing organizational change effectively and associated advice.
There then follows conversation on the subjects of How, the ISBN, effective pricing, acknowledgements, writer intros and Andy’s approach to Barcoding.
The show ends with this week’s fable. Good day.
Hey yo cool you. It’s JD and AH here from the all new cool and relevant show the JD and AH Show.
Welcome y’all hip excellent and also relevant person(s) listening.
This week, we’ve been issued £4000 in cash from the Inland Relevant although John still owns several colour televisions.
John’s been circling his copy of the TV times whilst Andy suggests the highlighting style. Is there no end to their combined admin skills?
The coolest and hip part of the show is a reflection of Andy’s (AH’s) ALL NEW first edition #Hove attraction review booklet, where AH has been issuing the best in reviews for the best in local venues and / or attractions. What will feature? Listen away and stay cool.
In the end, it’s the end.
Hello reader of the Audio based product that is DredgeLand and our Podcast Spectacular.
This week, Andy’s having issues clearing his mind whilst John has had his freed of all thoughts.
Andy has been working on a charity campaign to raise the profile of former TV celebrity and 80’s person Gary Wilmot. The campaign based conversation soon leads on to the all new competition ‘What’s in the box’
At this point John becomes quite confused with the detail behind the competition and a detailed explanation follows.
Andy then begins to wrap up the show with his latest business idea, selling quiz answers to the BEST TV stations of the UK.
This week’s podcast ending comes from the big book of podcast endings.
Yes, it’s another week of the globally revered comedy podcast that you (the listener) have and / or has selected to listen (thank you).
This week John Q Dredge and A J Harland ESQ have been reminiscing about communication from the recent past.
However, that’s not all and sundry because we’ve been back to radio school as per the request of the HoveFM station commissioner.
Your humousless presenters discuss their recent learning how to manage phone calls, intros, outros and managing quiz’s without killing the recipient. Plus Andy gives away his special and / or secret way to copyright correspondence and transcripts of said correspondence.
Will they return? Answer, yes.
Good morning, afternoon, evening and / or goodnight.
John Dredge (4th Earl of Moooch) and A J Harland (Esq.) return for a further weeks worth of Podcast based production and promotion of the DredgeLand international brand.
In this week’s show we’ve taken a number of damp and / or soggy letters including one with a free piece of paper inserted.
We must also mention at this moment in the text description of this podcast tat you can buy your very own miniature DredgeLand Bunker. EXCLUSIVE to DredgeLand.com.
The show continues at a pace after this and includes more TV pitches, a confused Hove resident on the phone as well as this week’s elongated ending.
It’s 04:00 – 04:06 and / or 04:36 in the am and DredgeLand are back!
Due to a discrepancy in broadcasting, DredgeLand have been drafted in to HoveFM to bring you the best in local radio for the 04:00 person(s).
Join John and Andy and a number of Hove based residents for some live and local radio cake and tea before breakfast.
John’s been out into the community to understand more on their opinions specifically relating to the Hove roundabout and there is a number of mentions of Ice cream and an ice cream competition. Plus all of your damp letters in this week’s dank and / or dripping wet PostBag.
We wrap up with our take on what’s on HoveFM in the week ahead – please do donate to the DredgeLand Crisp appeal soon.
We’ve had a letter from Mrs Hwwwhimble from Hwwwwimbledon Common SW19
How do you start a podcast? That’s her question and / or enquiry this week. Listen in as John takes some offence to her and her requisition. (?)
However, the most relevant and of course / or content in this weeks programme is the conclusion and / or answer to a young listeners enquiry regarding the content of last week’s show which remained unanswered.
Until now. Yes now. Now we answer those questions and conclude the first ever two part DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular. It isn’t live. it is merely recorded.
There’s also a cat on strike, his name is Steve. Steve Cat.
Only two mentions of Julia Bradbury this week.
*There is absolutely no drilling in this weeks show, none whatsoever. There are also no cats and / or a cat in the show.
Welcome! DredgeLand return this week to an immediate question and / or letter asking for their very own favourite mode of transport.
From there, various conversational based communication takes place related to modes of transport and the methods of transport that Dredge refuses to use and / or drive. Including up to two transport based anecdotes.
There’s also reference to an incident with Claire Voyant, to which John doesn’t come out too well if we’re totally upfront about it.
The show wraps up with a Formal Grievance: The representatives of TV’s Julia Bradbury have been in touch. Shall we return next week? (Yes, because the show is already recorded).
No drilling whatsoever.
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Good day to you and of course you too. From John and Andy, 100 leagues Beneath the Hove Plinth, Hove seafront, Hove.
Welcome to another DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular! Enjoy a brief introduction to the all new detective adventure suspense and disco based series the Discotheque Detectives, coming to LWT this spring!
John and Andy are delighted to receive more of your letters, including one from the Mass Bands of the Royal Highland Artillery who are currently looking for meaningful employment.
However, the jist of the nub of this podcast concentrates on John’s expenses claim for the fiscal and / or financial year Q4 (just closing). Andy interrogates a number of John’s expenses claims from over the whole of the 20202021 year, many of which to his own surprise.
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