The DredgeLand Failed Interview and a Focus Group Spectacular

It is without doubt that Andy Hornby Trains Harland has had hundreds and hundreds of job interviews, nearly all completely unsuccessful.

In this episode, John Tomy Toys Dredge takes his time to listen and offer Andy advice to see if success can be made in the near future. John also gasps at Andy’s most recent interview and the succession of difficulties faced during the ordeal.

That’s right, after no time at at all (technically 7-9 days or so), DredgeLand return with a further instalment of Hove’s favourite podcast.

In other conversational chatter, Andy discusses the focus groups he’s been attending and John chips in with his great idea.

If you have spotted the ball, do please advise.

The DredgeLand Potential Second Home and or Old Fashioned Spectacular

Ye olde podcaste listener! HARK at thy chatter via the audio forme.

Your loyal subjects John Frank Butcher Dredge and Andrew Ian Beale Harland have returneth forthwith.

Continue to listen aboard ones finest podcast provisions and enjoy quandary and / or issue with sourcing a second home, or retail at tales of yonder ruff and / or quill.

End.

 

 

The DredgeLand Great British GiftShop Spectacular

Well-wishers! Welcome to what as been described by two newspapers and a TV broadcaster this week as “Simple audio for the simple minded.”

DredgeLand (Andy Hamilton the Musical Harland and John Les Miserables Dredge) return for a further slice of audio information for the podcast generation.

Why listen to any other of the 5.2 million podcasts (and counting – slowly), when you can gather information via your podcast platform of choice from Hove’s finest minds.

This week, John and Andy contribute in the collaborative fashion to pitch to a top TV producer their all new entertainment / lifestyle / drama / documentary series.

Plus we’ve had another visit from the council and up to 4 minutes of other chat that has since been edited out.

The DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular, R Fan has Been in Touch Special

Greetings audio viewer!

R Fan has been in touch (lives in Milton Keynes) with a complaint regarding the state of modern waiting rooms. DredgeLand have been requested to investigate.

Andy has never been haunted but does have a Naval past. John seems utterly bemused by this concept but ALAS, discussion commences and a full report shall follow.

In other content this week, John Albert Bridge Dredge and Andy Hove Ferry Harland present their latest opportunity – The DredgeLand Magazine. A full and frank conversation follows, including subject matter such as marketing ploys, the use of fonts, advertising, income generation and distances shuffled.

We here at DredgeLand think that this episode is a classic example.

 

The DredgeLand Memories of ThorpePark Radio and a Gravy Tent Spectacular

Good morrow!

Welcome back to a further chapter in the ever evolving and sometimes revolving times of DredgeLand.

In this week’s edition, John ELVIS Dredge and Andrew JAMES BROWN Harland are reminded of the time they worked at Thorpe Park Radio. Stories and / or tales include memories of the Tea Cups, Rumba Rapids and mandatory hair cuts.

This level of reminiscing appears after Andy has finally finished his ALL NEW Text Message Relay Machine, enabling viewers and / or listeners of DredgeLand the ability to text into the show (at risk of your full details being disclosed live on air).

Amongst other items discussed include Advice provided from statutory services, car boot sales, market based promotional approaches, gravy tents and the hapless.

DredgeLand will return.

The DredgeLand Ousting of the Mayor of Hove Spectacular

Are you intended audience? Are you Dancer?

DredgeLand have yet to create a full manifesto, especially in the form of a relevant five point plan.

.. but wait no further!

Andy leaps at the opportunity to Oust the Mayor of Hove with John D Dredge’s full support. Listen in to some Bic scribbled ideas and / or concepts to the DredgeLand five point plan to oust the Hove based Mayor. Faithfully supported by Colin’s very own definition based service.

Ipso Facto: De Facto. Fact. We are unafraid to push boundaries.

This episode is keen to advertise the Rent a Mayor Southern Division LTD service.

The DredgeLand John Dredge Bad Radio Concepts Spectacular

Good day to you! Yes, it’s the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular and we’re here for your audio entertainment.

This week, we’ve had some listener complaints in the post bag plus a special letter from the local Ombudsperson.

Further on in the audio podcast you are listening to, John pitches some of his latest radio based ideas for features, Andy takes a critical look at each.

Finally, or at least somewhere near the end of the show, Gordon Gilltrap calls in for a round of It’s in the bag, or near the bag or it is not in the bag and / or the bag has disappeared. Also, the Hove Slogan competition roles over for another week, so please do keep those suggestions coming through!

At the end of the show, the show is over. Just after the outro.

The DredgeLand Totally Unedited Podcast Spectacular

It’s live! It’s unedited! It’s in its rawest form!

Welcome, human listener to the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular, live from the Bunker, 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth.

This week, your intrepid and marginally insane hosts take you on a fully unedited trip into their minds and / or eye. With little to no focus or purpose, this edit is edit free.

However, there is also some other content no less which this week includes Andy and John calling a listener, some listener correspondence, John’s thought of the week and Andy’s excellent new concept for a hotel, of which he’s been quite busy planning.

John decides to play his part and pitches ideas for jobs in the new establishment whilst a call is made to Asda for building materials.

Unedited.

The DredgeLand Hove Mound and / or Bingo based Medium Spectacular

This is not a downbeat podcast. We must respect the wishes of the local ombudsman and present the following:

Join John ER Dredge and Andy A&E Harland for another week’s podcast for the people of Hove. We’re covering the latest in Hove based issues and / or bunker based business.

John’s had an incident with fire at the council and needless to say, the lady mayor remains slightly singed.

As a result of incident, Andy proposed the construction of a local monument and / or tourist attraction. Andy of course complied for a small fee of £385.50.

But wait, that is not all. Andy has a brilliant scheme for the Hove Advertiser Fun Fair on the 17th. See you there? We already know the answer.

The DredgeLand Dank Times and / or Disgruntled Listener Letters Spectacular

It’s a slow burner this week in the bunker with John F L U Dredge and Andy A W E Harland.

The Dank Times are here alongside Downbeat magazine. Things really are quite desperate and / or awful at only 30 pence an issue.

John’s got himself a stake of 0.0002% of Downbeat magazine and is rather proud of his achievements.

We’re also dipping into the post bag / fax machine and / or text phone for some valuable listener feedback including a grievance from the editor in chief of the Hove Advertiser Mr Charles LS Palpable .

Oh, do also visit the Hove Advertiser fair on the 17th.

Also, apologies for the lack of Cul De Sac based features in the podcast.