The DredgeLand Dank Times and / or Disgruntled Listener Letters Spectacular

It’s a slow burner this week in the bunker with John F L U Dredge and Andy A W E Harland.

The Dank Times are here alongside Downbeat magazine. Things really are quite desperate and / or awful at only 30 pence an issue.

John’s got himself a stake of 0.0002% of Downbeat magazine and is rather proud of his achievements.

We’re also dipping into the post bag / fax machine and / or text phone for some valuable listener feedback including a grievance from the editor in chief of the Hove Advertiser Mr Charles LS Palpable .

Oh, do also visit the Hove Advertiser fair on the 17th.

Also, apologies for the lack of Cul De Sac based features in the podcast.

The DredgeLand Limited Finance and That Letter from the Council Spectacular

Welcome and /or oi! Yes, John C Dredge and Andrew J Harland return for their 59th consecutive week’s podcasting efforts from a bunker 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth.

Money is apparently too tight to mention, especially after the recent demise of the Hovercraft (due to significant negligence on John’s part).

John and Andy discuss in reasonable depth their experience of the sinking of the Hovercraft and soon begin to remember about the Hove Advertiser and their simplistic reporting of the issue. Andy also tries to convince John that unsold maiden voyage tickets may have some financial value, similar to an event in 2009.

We must warm you that this episode does contain Layman’s Terms and references to the closure of Woolworths from 2009. There’s also a letter from three men of the same household and a mention of Animal, Mineral and / or Vegetable.

The DredgeLand Hove Library of Things and / or Corner Shop Spectacular

It is a well known fact that Hove (UK Hove) is entirely round.

Join Andy harland esquire and the very talented John Dredge OBE as they travel through their very own minds eye for another week of nonsensical chat and / or conversation.

On the show this week:

  • Corner Shops, their contents and returns policy
  • The Hove Haberdashery
  • An all new Zone based system
  • Andy’s rental idea ‘The Hove Library of Things
  • The Anteater and who’s charge it is in
  • More content most likely

In the end, the end. Until next week! Ahoy.

 

The DredgeLand Shopping List and / or Blimp Spectacular

Blimp! That’s right human reader and / or listener, the Blimp is back! Specifically in Hove, UK Hove.

Join John R G H Dredge and Andrew Harmond-Eggplant this week as the conversation format based podcast for the Hove generation continues.

Andy’s got the shopping to do, so much of today’s chat involves food based stuff and / or other concepts expected and unexpected.

John’s very keen on more green things, perhaps linked to a recent government grant. Has he Fritted the cash away?

The beginning of this week’s show does contain an advert, which is fine as we need the income.

The Dredgeland Green Carpet Issue and / or Hove Cable TV Spectacular

Green carpets! Yes, Green Carpets (Caps there). Some say it can’t be achieved, but John FGL Dredge has achieved it.

Andy’s a little surprised to say the least, especially after such a downbeat introduction to the show. So much so, a letter has come through from the Crown Copyright Service.

Join John and Andy for another 35 mins or just over as they discover the latest local television offerings in Hove, discuss all things clogs and carpets and end the show on a high with many different references featuring within.

The DredgeLand Hove Hovercraft Association and Associated Hovercrafts Spectacular

Good afternoon in the afternoon, good morning in the morning and good evening in the evening. Now that’s sorted, we shall begin.

Andy has invested 4.5p in real change of John’s savings to invest into local businesses and / or associations. This spread investment has yield quite considerable impact.

One of those investments yielding across multiple angles includes the Royal Society and the Hove Hovercraft Association and Associated Hovercrafts.

Thus begins the bulk of this week’s conversation as Andy describes in some detail the exact in’s and out’s of how to design, construct and pilot / operate a local Hovercraft.

Warning: This 35 minute episode contains significant Hovercraft content.

 

The DredgeLand HoveFM Post Local Situation Review of the Local Situation Spectacular

HoveFM, HoveFM, HoveFM, Hove!

Yes, welcome back dearest listener to another HoveFM DredgeLand special, broadcast at 04:00 to 04:36 each morning in the AM.

Join John Dredge and / or Andy Harland this week as they take more listener correspondence on What’s the tallest you’ve ever been? Also, John and Andy are reviewing the recent Local Situation, reaching out to some of the local people involved and / or impacted by the local situation.

John has also been reviewing paths in the local area and a number of listeners have been sending in their short worded letters.

Michael Fish is also on the show and we wrap up with this week’s #BookClub.

The DredgeLand Local Situation Spectacular

Many people often ask us why we hunkered down into a bunker 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth, Hove Seafront, Hove. Well, as it becomes apparent that a local situation is clearly becoming exacerbated , you too know why.

That and everything really is happier underground.

Join John and Andy and a host of local people live from the situation as it unfolds in a dramatic real time episode of the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular.

Will you survive? Will the local situation improve? How far away is it if you lay down? All of these may be answered in the next thirty or so minutes. Good luck!

The DredgeLand First Two Part Two Part Spectacular (Part One)

John’s been scammed! Take heed and steer clear of telephone scams pertaining to be from the Kay’s catalogue.

This week’s show is a homage to the classic two parter with part one featuring this week.

Andy is doing his best to steer John away from said scamming artist and / or artists and thus follows approximately 28 minutes of conversational podcast nonsense including the DredgeLand idea of the week: a live Thursday Kitchen fast food stadium tour and / or event. (After a significant discussion on the four food groups and associated colours).

In other news, Julia Bradbury has been walking and touring walking around towns beginning with B.

It also appears that John is being paid over one thousand pounds a week and Andy ends the show with a spoon attack.. what will happen next? Find out next week in part two of the first two part DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular!

The DredgeLand Back to Front Podcast Spectacular!

Goodbye! Thanks for listening to this weeks show where John and Andy have presented 35 minutes and / or of their brand of podcast peculiarity for your entertainment.

As we head to the middle fo the show this week, gasp in awe at the letters we’ve received, clap with joyous applause at the ALL NEW Radio Drama series #Shrubbery and join us for the beginning of the show.

Welcome!