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We’ve had a serious amount of mail in this week’s Post Bag, much of it for John Dredge of Hove. John’s only gone and bagged himself a Royal Enterprise Award and (yes, and) a second award in the form of a medal for services to pondering.
Andy has received nothing.
Your daft duo then discuss John’s recent audition for the TV concept series Shin. What follows is a conceptual preview of an episode (excerpt) of the show with Andy and John playing the key roles.
The show ends with more correspondence for John from a man with three first names and actually ends with another of John’s classic fables.
Adverts are an essential means to podcast survival. So sorry about that.
Now that’s out of the way, this week’s show is content filled with information and / or details that are not just adverts.
John’s taken an offer from BibbleFM for an all new 12 hour radio slot for the dynamic duo that is Batman and Robin. However, if you replace Batman and Robin with John and Andy, you’ve got the just of it already.
Andy’s been busy writing an all new book, a self help guide for the human person to help manage organisational change, titled Don’t worry about that, how to save time and money by managing organizational change effectively and associated advice.
There then follows conversation on the subjects of How, the ISBN, effective pricing, acknowledgements, writer intros and Andy’s approach to Barcoding.
The show ends with this week’s fable. Good day.
It’s the following week from the week that was previous to this week. However, if you’re listing in the future, this is the current week that was when recorded and / or published but not necessarily the week that you’re currently listen in.
Phew. Now that’s clarified, enjoy said podcast within.
Join John Q Dredge (Q for Quincy) and Andy Harland (Harland) as they speed through the key issues of their tiny minds. Including mention of the official Bucks F*** operational centre to drive financial income.
There’s also a surprise call to TV’s Steve Cram plus another classic podcast ending. Oh and What’s in the box? has rolled over.
Yes, it’s another week of the globally revered comedy podcast that you (the listener) have and / or has selected to listen (thank you).
This week John Q Dredge and A J Harland ESQ have been reminiscing about communication from the recent past.
However, that’s not all and sundry because we’ve been back to radio school as per the request of the HoveFM station commissioner.
Your humousless presenters discuss their recent learning how to manage phone calls, intros, outros and managing quiz’s without killing the recipient. Plus Andy gives away his special and / or secret way to copyright correspondence and transcripts of said correspondence.
Will they return? Answer, yes.
Good morning, afternoon, evening and / or goodnight.
John Dredge (4th Earl of Moooch) and A J Harland (Esq.) return for a further weeks worth of Podcast based production and promotion of the DredgeLand international brand.
In this week’s show we’ve taken a number of damp and / or soggy letters including one with a free piece of paper inserted.
We must also mention at this moment in the text description of this podcast tat you can buy your very own miniature DredgeLand Bunker. EXCLUSIVE to DredgeLand.com.
The show continues at a pace after this and includes more TV pitches, a confused Hove resident on the phone as well as this week’s elongated ending.
It’s 04:00 – 04:06 and / or 04:36 in the am and DredgeLand are back!
Due to a discrepancy in broadcasting, DredgeLand have been drafted in to HoveFM to bring you the best in local radio for the 04:00 person(s).
Join John and Andy and a number of Hove based residents for some live and local radio cake and tea before breakfast.
John’s been out into the community to understand more on their opinions specifically relating to the Hove roundabout and there is a number of mentions of Ice cream and an ice cream competition. Plus all of your damp letters in this week’s dank and / or dripping wet PostBag.
We wrap up with our take on what’s on HoveFM in the week ahead – please do donate to the DredgeLand Crisp appeal soon.
We’ve had a letter from Mrs Hwwwhimble from Hwwwwimbledon Common SW19
How do you start a podcast? That’s her question and / or enquiry this week. Listen in as John takes some offence to her and her requisition. (?)
However, the most relevant and of course / or content in this weeks programme is the conclusion and / or answer to a young listeners enquiry regarding the content of last week’s show which remained unanswered.
Until now. Yes now. Now we answer those questions and conclude the first ever two part DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular. It isn’t live. it is merely recorded.
There’s also a cat on strike, his name is Steve. Steve Cat.
Only two mentions of Julia Bradbury this week.
The kind people and / or producers at HoveFM 95.3 gave DredgeLand the 04:00 – 04:36 show this week.
Listen back and join Andy and John as they present Hove’s finest radio half hour and six minutes with mentionable and / or honourable contributions including several time checks and exciting radio features.
We’ve some exclusive new music plus very special guests Cram and Coe who are letting us know what they can see out of their window.
We’re also lucky to be joined by Reverend Plinge / Bings with his thought for the day.
Have you got your DredgeLand digital watch yet? If not, find out more at DredgeLand.com
In an internet audio exclusive, join the infamous northern comedy double act Ronald and Hargreaves as they take a look back at their career in comedy.
Ronald and Hargreaves reflect on gigs in the past, their many comedy friends and relatives and the fellow celebrities that they’ve worked with over the years.
Join this retrospective introspective look back at a career which has provided laughs and fun to many a wake, funeral and detention centre across the United Kingdom of England over the past 37.4 years.
However, the show does end on a serious note as the due discuss Hargreaves addiction to Alka Seltzer and / or the minty mint chewy mint Mentos. Something that can happen without notice.
Good afternoon for all of you listeners and / or morning / evening and please insert here.
Andy has procured 400,000 pineapples during the week, much to John’s surprise. However, Andy has decided he’s going to sell these pineapple’s on the black market as they’ve now been rationed to one per household.
Join Andy and John as they discuss their business plans including utilising the secret back door hatch (accessed by secret word and / or phrase) in the bunker or a secret website which specifically does not mention the pineapple based product in question. John decides how he wants to spend the vast profit made by the DredgeLand Pineapple based business. #Zinc
In other news, we’ve had a letter from a listener who enjoys the show whilst operating light machinery. Please do take care when listening.