Ye olde podcaste listener! HARK at thy chatter via the audio forme.
Your loyal subjects John Frank Butcher Dredge and Andrew Ian Beale Harland have returneth forthwith.
Continue to listen aboard ones finest podcast provisions and enjoy quandary and / or issue with sourcing a second home, or retail at tales of yonder ruff and / or quill.
Well-wishers! Welcome to what as been described by two newspapers and a TV broadcaster this week as “Simple audio for the simple minded.”
DredgeLand (Andy Hamilton the Musical Harland and John Les Miserables Dredge) return for a further slice of audio information for the podcast generation.
Why listen to any other of the 5.2 million podcasts (and counting – slowly), when you can gather information via your podcast platform of choice from Hove’s finest minds.
This week, John and Andy contribute in the collaborative fashion to pitch to a top TV producer their all new entertainment / lifestyle / drama / documentary series.
Plus we’ve had another visit from the council and up to 4 minutes of other chat that has since been edited out.
Good day to you the listener from John Yamaha Keyboard Dredge and Andy Yamaha Drums Harland.
We apologies for the lack of a podcast last week, but sadly (very sad indeed) Andy was struck down with ELK FLU.
This week, all is partially better and your Fiscal duo bring 27 minutes of podcasting efforts your way (apologies, we lost 3 minutes due to a dispute with a trade union).
John has a Dramatic beginning to this week’s show, Andy presents a light up certificate from the week prior and we have a solution to a problem blighting all crisp users up and / or down the country.
Andrew The Price Is Right Harland has been to Lowestoft this week to launch (in the literal and actual and other sense) his all new business concept business.
John Play The Littlewoods Pools Dredge responds with some degree of scrutiny and / or surprise that this concept is really taking off.
In this week’s DredgeLand, can you spot the reference? Winners shall receive a prize unbeknown to applicants.
In other information, the DredgeLand duo discuss the worthiness of celebrities earmarked for the voyage, the business franchise model and our latest banning order.
Greetings audio viewer!
R Fan has been in touch (lives in Milton Keynes) with a complaint regarding the state of modern waiting rooms. DredgeLand have been requested to investigate.
Andy has never been haunted but does have a Naval past. John seems utterly bemused by this concept but ALAS, discussion commences and a full report shall follow.
In other content this week, John Albert Bridge Dredge and Andy Hove Ferry Harland present their latest opportunity – The DredgeLand Magazine. A full and frank conversation follows, including subject matter such as marketing ploys, the use of fonts, advertising, income generation and distances shuffled.
We here at DredgeLand think that this episode is a classic example.
Welcome back to a further chapter in the ever evolving and sometimes revolving times of DredgeLand.
In this week’s edition, John ELVIS Dredge and Andrew JAMES BROWN Harland are reminded of the time they worked at Thorpe Park Radio. Stories and / or tales include memories of the Tea Cups, Rumba Rapids and mandatory hair cuts.
This level of reminiscing appears after Andy has finally finished his ALL NEW Text Message Relay Machine, enabling viewers and / or listeners of DredgeLand the ability to text into the show (at risk of your full details being disclosed live on air).
Amongst other items discussed include Advice provided from statutory services, car boot sales, market based promotional approaches, gravy tents and the hapless.
DredgeLand will return.
Obelisks! The 1980’s! These two gargantuan conversational pieces finally form, untied in one audio based podcast: The DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular.
Upon Request, John GGG Dredge and Andy R Whites Harland provide insight, opinion and reference to a wide range of pop culture from the 1980’s, subject matter includes Gordon Honeycomb, Wendy James from Transmission Vamp, Cram and / or Coe, Tandy, The Professionals, GLOY and C&A.
Many thanks to Richard Bracken of Windsor Castle for your letter of who’s pluck we admire.
Sadly, Andy has yet to make any Kiln’s in the Cotswolds.
Are you intended audience? Are you Dancer?
DredgeLand have yet to create a full manifesto, especially in the form of a relevant five point plan.
.. but wait no further!
Andy leaps at the opportunity to Oust the Mayor of Hove with John D Dredge’s full support. Listen in to some Bic scribbled ideas and / or concepts to the DredgeLand five point plan to oust the Hove based Mayor. Faithfully supported by Colin’s very own definition based service.
Ipso Facto: De Facto. Fact. We are unafraid to push boundaries.
This episode is keen to advertise the Rent a Mayor Southern Division LTD service.
Bunkers and Municipal offices have been visited, toured and established in regions far and / or wide.
Yes, listener and / or viewer – fans of Spot The Ledger (and Obelisks) – DredgeLand are BACK!
After a successful tour in Fiji (for some, with Simply Red) and of course a visit to the consulate, John Fridge Dredge and Andrew Oven Harland return to podcasting form.
The dynamic duo bring you tales (within about a 30 min timeframe) of their time off since their last podcast (broadcast 305 days ago).
The show concludes with an anecdote about a visit to The Celebrity Hotel and in the end, thank you and talk next week! (Goodbye).
Good day to you! Yes, it’s the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular and we’re here for your audio entertainment.
This week, we’ve had some listener complaints in the post bag plus a special letter from the local Ombudsperson.
Further on in the audio podcast you are listening to, John pitches some of his latest radio based ideas for features, Andy takes a critical look at each.
Finally, or at least somewhere near the end of the show, Gordon Gilltrap calls in for a round of It’s in the bag, or near the bag or it is not in the bag and / or the bag has disappeared. Also, the Hove Slogan competition roles over for another week, so please do keep those suggestions coming through!
At the end of the show, the show is over. Just after the outro.