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The DredgeLand Podcast Innovation Award Nominated Spectacular

Dearest listener,

Welcome back to another week’s audio dispatches from John JJ Dredge Esq. & Andy PP Harland OBOE.

This week, your intrepid podcasters travel deep into new realms, conquer visual significance and interrupt the balance of play. However, here at DredgeLand, join us for the answer to last week’s this week’s quiz (sand), a guide to the podcast innovation awards, correspondence from up to five irrelevant people and a very special guest.

Can John prepare in time? Will Andy resolve the dispute with Take a Break magazine? Who will win most innovative podcast? FIND OUT NOW.

 

The DredgeLand Failed Interview and a Focus Group Spectacular

It is without doubt that Andy Hornby Trains Harland has had hundreds and hundreds of job interviews, nearly all completely unsuccessful.

In this episode, John Tomy Toys Dredge takes his time to listen and offer Andy advice to see if success can be made in the near future. John also gasps at Andy’s most recent interview and the succession of difficulties faced during the ordeal.

That’s right, after no time at at all (technically 7-9 days or so), DredgeLand return with a further instalment of Hove’s favourite podcast.

In other conversational chatter, Andy discusses the focus groups he’s been attending and John chips in with his great idea.

If you have spotted the ball, do please advise.

The DredgeLand Celebrity Voyage Business Franchise Concept Spectacular

HOT DOG!

Andrew The Price Is Right Harland has been to Lowestoft this week to launch (in the literal and actual and other sense) his all new business concept business.

John Play The Littlewoods Pools Dredge responds with some degree of scrutiny and / or surprise that this concept is really taking off.

In this week’s DredgeLand, can you spot the reference? Winners shall receive a prize unbeknown to applicants.

In other information, the DredgeLand duo discuss the worthiness of celebrities earmarked for the voyage, the business franchise model and our latest banning order.

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The DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular, R Fan has Been in Touch Special

Greetings audio viewer!

R Fan has been in touch (lives in Milton Keynes) with a complaint regarding the state of modern waiting rooms. DredgeLand have been requested to investigate.

Andy has never been haunted but does have a Naval past. John seems utterly bemused by this concept but ALAS, discussion commences and a full report shall follow.

In other content this week, John Albert Bridge Dredge and Andy Hove Ferry Harland present their latest opportunity – The DredgeLand Magazine. A full and frank conversation follows, including subject matter such as marketing ploys, the use of fonts, advertising, income generation and distances shuffled.

We here at DredgeLand think that this episode is a classic example.

 

The DredgeLand Memories of ThorpePark Radio and a Gravy Tent Spectacular

Good morrow!

Welcome back to a further chapter in the ever evolving and sometimes revolving times of DredgeLand.

In this week’s edition, John ELVIS Dredge and Andrew JAMES BROWN Harland are reminded of the time they worked at Thorpe Park Radio. Stories and / or tales include memories of the Tea Cups, Rumba Rapids and mandatory hair cuts.

This level of reminiscing appears after Andy has finally finished his ALL NEW Text Message Relay Machine, enabling viewers and / or listeners of DredgeLand the ability to text into the show (at risk of your full details being disclosed live on air).

Amongst other items discussed include Advice provided from statutory services, car boot sales, market based promotional approaches, gravy tents and the hapless.

DredgeLand will return.

The DredgeLand Sand Storage and or Display Spectacular

Good people of Hove and its surrounds. WELCOME!

In this week’s Podcast shaped chat, John Wrigleys Extra Dredge and Andy KP Nuts Harland bring content far beyond their means.

Andy has picked up a wide array of sand in the week past with many different ways to capture and / or display such sand. This not only baffles John but it soon becomes apparent that John is also bewildered.

It is without doubt that there’s much other content, but to be quite honest we know you’re here about the sand.

Oh and also the reminiscing of the Daily Dredge (Discontinued).

Do get in touch on the usual formats

Good morrow!

The DredgeLand Ousting of the Mayor of Hove Spectacular

Are you intended audience? Are you Dancer?

DredgeLand have yet to create a full manifesto, especially in the form of a relevant five point plan.

.. but wait no further!

Andy leaps at the opportunity to Oust the Mayor of Hove with John D Dredge’s full support. Listen in to some Bic scribbled ideas and / or concepts to the DredgeLand five point plan to oust the Hove based Mayor. Faithfully supported by Colin’s very own definition based service.

Ipso Facto: De Facto. Fact. We are unafraid to push boundaries.

This episode is keen to advertise the Rent a Mayor Southern Division LTD service.

The DredgeLand Burden of Responsibility and or World Wide Tour Spectacular

Bunkers and Municipal offices have been visited, toured and established in regions far and / or wide.

Yes, listener and / or viewer – fans of Spot The Ledger (and Obelisks) – DredgeLand are BACK!

After a successful tour in Fiji (for some, with Simply Red) and of course a visit to the consulate, John Fridge Dredge and Andrew Oven Harland return to podcasting form.

The dynamic duo bring you tales (within about a 30 min timeframe) of their time off since their last podcast (broadcast 305 days ago).

The show concludes with an anecdote about a visit to The Celebrity Hotel and in the end, thank you and talk next week! (Goodbye).

The DredgeLand Enormous Ratings Boost Spectacular

Dearest listener, we’re back with a vengeance. We’re also back with an exclusive competition! Yes, you the Hove listener and / or resident can provide a ‘Slogan for Hove’. More details within.

Also in this week’s episode:

  • John does the intro
  • John repeats the intro
  • John and Andy discuss the intro
  • There’s an Intro

Post intro content:

  • Upbeat Emails of the Week
  • A long listener letter
  • Gordon returns
  • As does his brother
  • The show ends soon after

That’s a reasonable summary in our opinion, if you remain unsatisfied then please write in and enclose a cheque for £40.

The DredgeLand Totally Unedited Podcast Spectacular

It’s live! It’s unedited! It’s in its rawest form!

Welcome, human listener to the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular, live from the Bunker, 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth.

This week, your intrepid and marginally insane hosts take you on a fully unedited trip into their minds and / or eye. With little to no focus or purpose, this edit is edit free.

However, there is also some other content no less which this week includes Andy and John calling a listener, some listener correspondence, John’s thought of the week and Andy’s excellent new concept for a hotel, of which he’s been quite busy planning.

John decides to play his part and pitches ideas for jobs in the new establishment whilst a call is made to Asda for building materials.

Unedited.