Tag: radio comedy

The DredgeLand Podcast Innovation Award Nominated Spectacular

Dearest listener,

Welcome back to another week’s audio dispatches from John JJ Dredge Esq. & Andy PP Harland OBOE.

This week, your intrepid podcasters travel deep into new realms, conquer visual significance and interrupt the balance of play. However, here at DredgeLand, join us for the answer to last week’s this week’s quiz (sand), a guide to the podcast innovation awards, correspondence from up to five irrelevant people and a very special guest.

Can John prepare in time? Will Andy resolve the dispute with Take a Break magazine? Who will win most innovative podcast? FIND OUT NOW.

 

The DredgeLand Celebrity Shoes and / or All New Quiz Feature Spectacular

Gordon Angus Deayton: (/ˈdiːtən/; born 6 January 1956)[1] is an English actor, writer, musician, comedian, and broadcaster. He was the original presenter of the satirical panel game Have I Got News for You and the host of British panel show Would I Lie to You? from 2007 to 2008, and a regular cast member of the David Renwick sitcom One Foot in the Grave from 1990 until 2000. He also played George Windsor in the series 8-10 of Waterloo Road.

Shoe:
noun
plural noun: shoes
1.
a covering for the foot, typically made of leather, having a sturdy sole and not reaching above the ankle.
Quiz:
/kwɪz/
noun
verb
2. ask (someone) questions.
“four men have been quizzed about the murder”
Sand:
/sand/
noun: sand; plural noun: sands
1. a loose granular substance, typically pale yellowish brown, resulting from the erosion of siliceous and other rocks and forming a major constituent of beaches, river beds, the seabed, and deserts.
“this magical coast boasts mile upon mile of golden sand”
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And that’s all for this week.

The DredgeLand Failed Interview and a Focus Group Spectacular

It is without doubt that Andy Hornby Trains Harland has had hundreds and hundreds of job interviews, nearly all completely unsuccessful.

In this episode, John Tomy Toys Dredge takes his time to listen and offer Andy advice to see if success can be made in the near future. John also gasps at Andy’s most recent interview and the succession of difficulties faced during the ordeal.

That’s right, after no time at at all (technically 7-9 days or so), DredgeLand return with a further instalment of Hove’s favourite podcast.

In other conversational chatter, Andy discusses the focus groups he’s been attending and John chips in with his great idea.

If you have spotted the ball, do please advise.

The DredgeLand Skips Carrying Solution and Eye Test Certificate Spectacular

Good day to you the listener from John Yamaha Keyboard Dredge and Andy Yamaha Drums Harland.

We apologies for the lack of a podcast last week, but sadly (very sad indeed) Andy was struck down with ELK FLU.

This week, all is partially better and your Fiscal duo bring 27 minutes of podcasting efforts your way (apologies, we lost 3 minutes due to a dispute with a trade union).

John has a Dramatic beginning to this week’s show, Andy presents a light up certificate from the week prior and we have a solution to a problem blighting all crisp users up and / or down the country.

Enjoy!

The DredgeLand Elongated Introduction Spectacular

Good folk of the audioshpere, welcome to another episode of  Hove’s 3rd favourite podcast.

Joining Andrew Englebert Humperdinck Harland this week is John West Tuna Dredge and believe us, the introduction to this week’s show needs no introduction.

Further content includes a significant conversation regarding a pamphlet.

Within the next 30-25 minutes the following words may appear. Can you spot them all? Do write in with your best efforts:

  • Window
  • Ham
  • Mingle
  • Respect
  • Exasperate
  • Yvonne
  • Rustling
  • Parasol
  • Lemonade

Maybe you will win. Only you can decide.

The DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular, R Fan has Been in Touch Special

Greetings audio viewer!

R Fan has been in touch (lives in Milton Keynes) with a complaint regarding the state of modern waiting rooms. DredgeLand have been requested to investigate.

Andy has never been haunted but does have a Naval past. John seems utterly bemused by this concept but ALAS, discussion commences and a full report shall follow.

In other content this week, John Albert Bridge Dredge and Andy Hove Ferry Harland present their latest opportunity – The DredgeLand Magazine. A full and frank conversation follows, including subject matter such as marketing ploys, the use of fonts, advertising, income generation and distances shuffled.

We here at DredgeLand think that this episode is a classic example.

 

The DredgeLand Memories of ThorpePark Radio and a Gravy Tent Spectacular

Good morrow!

Welcome back to a further chapter in the ever evolving and sometimes revolving times of DredgeLand.

In this week’s edition, John ELVIS Dredge and Andrew JAMES BROWN Harland are reminded of the time they worked at Thorpe Park Radio. Stories and / or tales include memories of the Tea Cups, Rumba Rapids and mandatory hair cuts.

This level of reminiscing appears after Andy has finally finished his ALL NEW Text Message Relay Machine, enabling viewers and / or listeners of DredgeLand the ability to text into the show (at risk of your full details being disclosed live on air).

Amongst other items discussed include Advice provided from statutory services, car boot sales, market based promotional approaches, gravy tents and the hapless.

DredgeLand will return.

The DredgeLand Sand Storage and or Display Spectacular

Good people of Hove and its surrounds. WELCOME!

In this week’s Podcast shaped chat, John Wrigleys Extra Dredge and Andy KP Nuts Harland bring content far beyond their means.

Andy has picked up a wide array of sand in the week past with many different ways to capture and / or display such sand. This not only baffles John but it soon becomes apparent that John is also bewildered.

It is without doubt that there’s much other content, but to be quite honest we know you’re here about the sand.

Oh and also the reminiscing of the Daily Dredge (Discontinued).

Do get in touch on the usual formats

Good morrow!

The DredgeLand John Dredge Bad Radio Concepts Spectacular

Good day to you! Yes, it’s the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular and we’re here for your audio entertainment.

This week, we’ve had some listener complaints in the post bag plus a special letter from the local Ombudsperson.

Further on in the audio podcast you are listening to, John pitches some of his latest radio based ideas for features, Andy takes a critical look at each.

Finally, or at least somewhere near the end of the show, Gordon Gilltrap calls in for a round of It’s in the bag, or near the bag or it is not in the bag and / or the bag has disappeared. Also, the Hove Slogan competition roles over for another week, so please do keep those suggestions coming through!

At the end of the show, the show is over. Just after the outro.

The DredgeLand Totally Unedited Podcast Spectacular

It’s live! It’s unedited! It’s in its rawest form!

Welcome, human listener to the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular, live from the Bunker, 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth.

This week, your intrepid and marginally insane hosts take you on a fully unedited trip into their minds and / or eye. With little to no focus or purpose, this edit is edit free.

However, there is also some other content no less which this week includes Andy and John calling a listener, some listener correspondence, John’s thought of the week and Andy’s excellent new concept for a hotel, of which he’s been quite busy planning.

John decides to play his part and pitches ideas for jobs in the new establishment whilst a call is made to Asda for building materials.

Unedited.