The DredgeLand Gap in the Market and or Wholesome Spectacular

3…2… Hello and welcome to this weeks DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular.

Join John and Andy this week as they investigate another all new business based concept. However, this week’s show begins with an introduction.

NJ Clidddddddddddddddddd has been in touch with a letter and / or statement of complaint regarding the number of numbers Andy has been using in recent podcast weeks and / or sh0ws. Andy duly responds and encloses a cash gift.

John then spends most of the show listening into and discussing in some detail and / or depth Andy’s brand new business based concept which is going to revolutionise three specific food based industries.

Finally, the show does wind down, so do watch and / or listen out for that.

The DredgeLand Not Pineapple Company Here Spectacular

Good afternoon for all of you listeners and / or morning / evening and please insert here.

Andy has procured 400,000 pineapples during the week, much to John’s surprise. However, Andy has decided he’s going to sell these pineapple’s on the black market as they’ve now been rationed to one per household.

Join Andy and John as they discuss their business plans including utilising the secret back door hatch (accessed by secret word and / or phrase) in the bunker or a secret website which specifically does not mention the pineapple based product in question. John decides how he wants to spend the vast profit made by the DredgeLand Pineapple based business. #Zinc

In other news, we’ve had a letter from a listener who enjoys the show whilst operating light machinery. Please do take care when listening.

 

Down the Bunker with DredgeLand!

Behold the pilot episode of our strange yet silly sitcom, which follows the daily exploits of Britain’s most Hove-based comedy double act, DredgeLand (John Dredge and Andy Harland).

Since lockdown, the eccentric duo have been living in an underground bunker, and this programme documents a week in the life of DredgeLand as they struggle to fill the time.

Remember, all of our podcasts can be found at www.dredgeland.com

The DredgeLand Call Centre Recruitment and or Induction Spectacular

FACT! Most of our audience have never heard of the internet. John mentions this previously unknown fact right at the beginning of this weeks show (within the first 3 minutes).

We return for another week of Podcast conversation and / or discussion regarding many more of our audience and their correspondence.

John has his annual appraisal in this weeks’ broadcast, where he sets a number of his values and / or task based objectives.

But is all as it seems? In a word. No. Because Andy is actually recruiting for the all new DredgeLand Call Centre Spectacular.

Will John get the job? What is a task based objective? Who’s calling DredgeLand? Will Beatrice learn? Are there any gags in this weeks show?

Well listener, stop reading this and listen in… all shall probably be revealed.

 

 

The DredgeLand Newspaper Spectacular The Daily DredgeLand

Good week to you all! Welcome back to the DredgeLand bunker, 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth, Hove Seafront, Hove.

This week, Andy’s had a slip, trip and / or fall whilst filling a void. John reflects on this by reminiscing about a motion picture involving a man with a hobble.

In other information based information presented within; Andy has either launched, might have launched or is in the process of launching or hasn’t at all launched a Broadsheet Newspaper. Andy decides that John should officially contribute and offer advice in the form of another Dear Dredge.

After tall of that, the introduction to the show finally ends. Good day.

 

 

 

The DredgeLand Right to Reply Special and or Whats in the Hat Spectacular

The beginning of this weeks podcast begins with two very strange and special guests providing an introduction to your podcast hosts (John and Andy).

However, fear not! Our usual content shall begin shortly after a conversation about Steeeeeel and Sheffield cutlery on a Thursday.

We must also stress that we are not the Reg Land Podcast Spectacular or the DredgeLünd Podcast from Sweden.

We’ve had a number of letters in our all new section of the show: Right to Reply. In this week’s Right to Reply we’ve had up to two lists sent in after our request for lists including a very special one from Brian Fitzgerald and another slightly less special one with three items (can John guess the items?)

Finally, John tries to telepathise information into Andy’s head, but comes up with a problem relating to a lead lined hat.

The DredgeLand Chat show and or Gardeners QuestionLand Spectacular

Welcome you, you, you, you and / or you too. (Not you).

Andy’s bought a sofa and has decided it’s the perfect moment to launch his own chat show. This weeks guest is John Dredge.

We’ve also opened up the post bag this week, which has been full of gardening based questions. Will your Hove based duo answer all and / or sundry?

There’s also another round of ‘What’s in the Box’ to look forward to and maybe another episode of The Store Detectives.

The Store Detectives (Pilot) and / or 100th Episode Special

Welcome! Join John and Andy as they premier the World first listen of the pilot of the all new action adventure, regional series: The Store Detectives.

Action! Suspense! DIY! Action! Action! Kitchen-wear! It’s all within.

Recorded in technicolour and / or dolby.

Oh and it’s Episode 100, recorded 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth, Hove Seafront, Hove, Hove.

Thank you for listening! See you at 200 also, probably.

The DredgeLand Countdown and / or Up Spectacular

We’ve had a lot of correspondence this week and the Post Bag has been brimming as a result.

Many people have been in touch from various TV drama departments regarding our concept regional, exciting, crime / interesting series set in a local DIY store featuring two ex police and / or SAS officers as Store Detectives in a series called The Store Detectives.

We also present a further concept episode of The Store Detectives which focusses on The Store Detectives and up to three new characters.

Join John and Andy as they discuss all letters received as well as the first Sad Letter of recent times.

We wrap up the show with a count-up, which is a novel and interesting way to end the show, we thing you will find. Thank you.

The DredgeLand Episode iv A New Rope and or Potato Spud and Census Spectacular

Morning!

Welcome to this week’s DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular where John kicks off the show with a special welcome.

We then continue the show with a series of letters and / or cash this week which has enabled Andy to buy up a copy of the Hove Census to learn more about our potential local fans.

In other news and / or information, we’re further developing our brand new regional detective action, adventure series The Store Detectives. Tune in for peril and suspense!

We’ve also got a detailed shopping list plus a traffic and travel update and additional information on a local lawn bowls player PLUS an advert from our new cash sponsor, Potato Spuds.