Ye olde podcaste listener! HARK at thy chatter via the audio forme.
Your loyal subjects John Frank Butcher Dredge and Andrew Ian Beale Harland have returneth forthwith.
Continue to listen aboard ones finest podcast provisions and enjoy quandary and / or issue with sourcing a second home, or retail at tales of yonder ruff and / or quill.
Well-wishers! Welcome to what as been described by two newspapers and a TV broadcaster this week as “Simple audio for the simple minded.”
DredgeLand (Andy Hamilton the Musical Harland and John Les Miserables Dredge) return for a further slice of audio information for the podcast generation.
Why listen to any other of the 5.2 million podcasts (and counting – slowly), when you can gather information via your podcast platform of choice from Hove’s finest minds.
This week, John and Andy contribute in the collaborative fashion to pitch to a top TV producer their all new entertainment / lifestyle / drama / documentary series.
Plus we’ve had another visit from the council and up to 4 minutes of other chat that has since been edited out.
Good day to you! Yes, it’s the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular and we’re here for your audio entertainment.
This week, we’ve had some listener complaints in the post bag plus a special letter from the local Ombudsperson.
Further on in the audio podcast you are listening to, John pitches some of his latest radio based ideas for features, Andy takes a critical look at each.
Finally, or at least somewhere near the end of the show, Gordon Gilltrap calls in for a round of It’s in the bag, or near the bag or it is not in the bag and / or the bag has disappeared. Also, the Hove Slogan competition roles over for another week, so please do keep those suggestions coming through!
At the end of the show, the show is over. Just after the outro.
This is not a downbeat podcast. We must respect the wishes of the local ombudsman and present the following:
Join John ER Dredge and Andy A&E Harland for another week’s podcast for the people of Hove. We’re covering the latest in Hove based issues and / or bunker based business.
John’s had an incident with fire at the council and needless to say, the lady mayor remains slightly singed.
As a result of incident, Andy proposed the construction of a local monument and / or tourist attraction. Andy of course complied for a small fee of £385.50.
But wait, that is not all. Andy has a brilliant scheme for the Hove Advertiser Fun Fair on the 17th. See you there? We already know the answer.
Good afternoon in the afternoon, good morning in the morning and good evening in the evening. Now that’s sorted, we shall begin.
Andy has invested 4.5p in real change of John’s savings to invest into local businesses and / or associations. This spread investment has yield quite considerable impact.
One of those investments yielding across multiple angles includes the Royal Society and the Hove Hovercraft Association and Associated Hovercrafts.
Thus begins the bulk of this week’s conversation as Andy describes in some detail the exact in’s and out’s of how to design, construct and pilot / operate a local Hovercraft.
Warning: This 35 minute episode contains significant Hovercraft content.
John’s been scammed! Take heed and steer clear of telephone scams pertaining to be from the Kay’s catalogue.
This week’s show is a homage to the classic two parter with part one featuring this week.
Andy is doing his best to steer John away from said scamming artist and / or artists and thus follows approximately 28 minutes of conversational podcast nonsense including the DredgeLand idea of the week: a live Thursday Kitchen fast food stadium tour and / or event. (After a significant discussion on the four food groups and associated colours).
In other news, Julia Bradbury has been walking and touring walking around towns beginning with B.
It also appears that John is being paid over one thousand pounds a week and Andy ends the show with a spoon attack.. what will happen next? Find out next week in part two of the first two part DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular!
This week’s show begins a little more upbeat due to ramifications with John’s downbeat beginnings.
However, your dynamic duo soon raise their point’s in a brand new segment ‘raise a point’. Where in this week’s edition, Andy chooses to raise a point this week on the Knee replacement industry which is one of three industries of late not on its knees.
WAITTHOUGHWHATSTHAT? Yes simple person(s), there’s more. Andy then describes with some vigour his ALL NEW business the DredgeLand Talent Agency and associated Talent Based Business. Andy’s signed John up and pitches some terrific entertainment based jobs and / or.
We will no doubt be back in a week’s time for another edition of the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular. Congrats.
Thanks to the Podcast Ombudsperson for their feedback regarding last week’s ending to the show, we hope you’re well.
We’ve had a letter from Mrs Hwwwhimble from Hwwwwimbledon Common SW19
How do you start a podcast? That’s her question and / or enquiry this week. Listen in as John takes some offence to her and her requisition. (?)
However, the most relevant and of course / or content in this weeks programme is the conclusion and / or answer to a young listeners enquiry regarding the content of last week’s show which remained unanswered.
Until now. Yes now. Now we answer those questions and conclude the first ever two part DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular. It isn’t live. it is merely recorded.
There’s also a cat on strike, his name is Steve. Steve Cat.
Only two mentions of Julia Bradbury this week.
Welcome to another (yes, another) episode of the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular.
In this week’s episode, catch up with John and / or Andy live from their secret bunker, 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth, Hove seafront, Hove as they open up Andy’s brand new selection box.
We’ve a range of items that have been sent in by Andy’s mum over the festive period, which is opened exclusively for this podcast. Included items include a Fudge (with a reference number), a spare leg and up to 20 minutes of other content (including how to monetise the weather)
At the end of this weeks podcast, enjoy a wealth of other programming available exclusively to you.