The DredgeLand Conversation Local News and Medium Magazine Spectacular

John Rogers and / or Hammerstein Dredge and Andy The Cast of HairSpray Harland have spent this week’s allocated podcast time to gather their thoughts for the relevant generation.

In this week’s verbal confab, listen with gleeeeeee at the latest Hove based happenings, find out abouuuuuuut John’s investment club and gawwwwwwp at Andy’s most up to date (and finest) idea yet.

Information within this show can be shared with other human people and / or animals, so why not pop along to your local zoo and play it out loud, we hear that Mice, Monkeys and Marsupials really enjoy our stuff.

The DredgeLand Podcast Innovation Award Nominated Spectacular

Dearest listener,

Welcome back to another week’s audio dispatches from John JJ Dredge Esq. & Andy PP Harland OBOE.

This week, your intrepid podcasters travel deep into new realms, conquer visual significance and interrupt the balance of play. However, here at DredgeLand, join us for the answer to last week’s this week’s quiz (sand), a guide to the podcast innovation awards, correspondence from up to five irrelevant people and a very special guest.

Can John prepare in time? Will Andy resolve the dispute with Take a Break magazine? Who will win most innovative podcast? FIND OUT NOW.

 

The DredgeLand Celebrity Shoes and / or All New Quiz Feature Spectacular

Gordon Angus Deayton: (/ˈdtən/; born 6 January 1956)[1] is an English actor, writer, musician, comedian, and broadcaster. He was the original presenter of the satirical panel game Have I Got News for You and the host of British panel show Would I Lie to You? from 2007 to 2008, and a regular cast member of the David Renwick sitcom One Foot in the Grave from 1990 until 2000. He also played George Windsor in the series 8-10 of Waterloo Road.

Shoe:
noun
plural nounshoes
1.
a covering for the foot, typically made of leather, having a sturdy sole and not reaching above the ankle.
Quiz:
/kwɪz/
noun
verb
2. ask (someone) questions.
“four men have been quizzed about the murder”
Sand:
/sand/
nounsandplural nounsands
1. a loose granular substance, typically pale yellowish brown, resulting from the erosion of siliceous and other rocks and forming a major constituent of beaches, river beds, the seabed, and deserts.
“this magical coast boasts mile upon mile of golden sand”
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And that’s all for this week.

The DredgeLand Tribute to Steve Fourth on Friday at Five

Dearest listener, He has gone! Steve Fourth has finally left HoveFM after 45 years of consistent output.

Join John FM Dredge and Andy AM Harland as they pay tribute to a radio legend for local Hove based people.

John and Andy share stories of their experiences with Steve Fourth, some of his best radio features and of course a few of their very own anecdotes.

There’s also a unique opportunity to listen in to a call from a confused lighthouse operator and up to three adverts each paying for their airtime.

If you’d like to advertise your services on the show, with a listenership figure of up to 40 billion people per annum, do please advise.

The DredgeLand Failed Interview and a Focus Group Spectacular

It is without doubt that Andy Hornby Trains Harland has had hundreds and hundreds of job interviews, nearly all completely unsuccessful.

In this episode, John Tomy Toys Dredge takes his time to listen and offer Andy advice to see if success can be made in the near future. John also gasps at Andy’s most recent interview and the succession of difficulties faced during the ordeal.

That’s right, after no time at at all (technically 7-9 days or so), DredgeLand return with a further instalment of Hove’s favourite podcast.

In other conversational chatter, Andy discusses the focus groups he’s been attending and John chips in with his great idea.

If you have spotted the ball, do please advise.

The DredgeLand Potential Second Home and or Old Fashioned Spectacular

Ye olde podcaste listener! HARK at thy chatter via the audio forme.

Your loyal subjects John Frank Butcher Dredge and Andrew Ian Beale Harland have returneth forthwith.

Continue to listen aboard ones finest podcast provisions and enjoy quandary and / or issue with sourcing a second home, or retail at tales of yonder ruff and / or quill.

End.

 

 

The DredgeLand Great British GiftShop Spectacular

Well-wishers! Welcome to what as been described by two newspapers and a TV broadcaster this week as “Simple audio for the simple minded.”

DredgeLand (Andy Hamilton the Musical Harland and John Les Miserables Dredge) return for a further slice of audio information for the podcast generation.

Why listen to any other of the 5.2 million podcasts (and counting – slowly), when you can gather information via your podcast platform of choice from Hove’s finest minds.

This week, John and Andy contribute in the collaborative fashion to pitch to a top TV producer their all new entertainment / lifestyle / drama / documentary series.

Plus we’ve had another visit from the council and up to 4 minutes of other chat that has since been edited out.

The DredgeLand Celebrity Voyage Business Franchise Concept Spectacular

HOT DOG!

Andrew The Price Is Right Harland has been to Lowestoft this week to launch (in the literal and actual and other sense) his all new business concept business.

John Play The Littlewoods Pools Dredge responds with some degree of scrutiny and / or surprise that this concept is really taking off.

In this week’s DredgeLand, can you spot the reference? Winners shall receive a prize unbeknown to applicants.

In other information, the DredgeLand duo discuss the worthiness of celebrities earmarked for the voyage, the business franchise model and our latest banning order.

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The DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular, R Fan has Been in Touch Special

Greetings audio viewer!

R Fan has been in touch (lives in Milton Keynes) with a complaint regarding the state of modern waiting rooms. DredgeLand have been requested to investigate.

Andy has never been haunted but does have a Naval past. John seems utterly bemused by this concept but ALAS, discussion commences and a full report shall follow.

In other content this week, John Albert Bridge Dredge and Andy Hove Ferry Harland present their latest opportunity – The DredgeLand Magazine. A full and frank conversation follows, including subject matter such as marketing ploys, the use of fonts, advertising, income generation and distances shuffled.

We here at DredgeLand think that this episode is a classic example.

 

The DredgeLand Memories of ThorpePark Radio and a Gravy Tent Spectacular

Good morrow!

Welcome back to a further chapter in the ever evolving and sometimes revolving times of DredgeLand.

In this week’s edition, John ELVIS Dredge and Andrew JAMES BROWN Harland are reminded of the time they worked at Thorpe Park Radio. Stories and / or tales include memories of the Tea Cups, Rumba Rapids and mandatory hair cuts.

This level of reminiscing appears after Andy has finally finished his ALL NEW Text Message Relay Machine, enabling viewers and / or listeners of DredgeLand the ability to text into the show (at risk of your full details being disclosed live on air).

Amongst other items discussed include Advice provided from statutory services, car boot sales, market based promotional approaches, gravy tents and the hapless.

DredgeLand will return.