The DredgeLand Elongated Introduction Spectacular

Good folk of the audioshpere, welcome to another episode of  Hove’s 3rd favourite podcast.

Joining Andrew Englebert Humperdinck Harland this week is John West Tuna Dredge and believe us, the introduction to this week’s show needs no introduction.

Further content includes a significant conversation regarding a pamphlet.

Within the next 30-25 minutes the following words may appear. Can you spot them all? Do write in with your best efforts:

  • Window
  • Ham
  • Mingle
  • Respect
  • Exasperate
  • Yvonne
  • Rustling
  • Parasol
  • Lemonade

Maybe you will win. Only you can decide.

The DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular, R Fan has Been in Touch Special

Greetings audio viewer!

R Fan has been in touch (lives in Milton Keynes) with a complaint regarding the state of modern waiting rooms. DredgeLand have been requested to investigate.

Andy has never been haunted but does have a Naval past. John seems utterly bemused by this concept but ALAS, discussion commences and a full report shall follow.

In other content this week, John Albert Bridge Dredge and Andy Hove Ferry Harland present their latest opportunity – The DredgeLand Magazine. A full and frank conversation follows, including subject matter such as marketing ploys, the use of fonts, advertising, income generation and distances shuffled.

We here at DredgeLand think that this episode is a classic example.

 

The DredgeLand Memories of ThorpePark Radio and a Gravy Tent Spectacular

Good morrow!

Welcome back to a further chapter in the ever evolving and sometimes revolving times of DredgeLand.

In this week’s edition, John ELVIS Dredge and Andrew JAMES BROWN Harland are reminded of the time they worked at Thorpe Park Radio. Stories and / or tales include memories of the Tea Cups, Rumba Rapids and mandatory hair cuts.

This level of reminiscing appears after Andy has finally finished his ALL NEW Text Message Relay Machine, enabling viewers and / or listeners of DredgeLand the ability to text into the show (at risk of your full details being disclosed live on air).

Amongst other items discussed include Advice provided from statutory services, car boot sales, market based promotional approaches, gravy tents and the hapless.

DredgeLand will return.

The DredgeLand Sand Storage and or Display Spectacular

Good people of Hove and its surrounds. WELCOME!

In this week’s Podcast shaped chat, John Wrigleys Extra Dredge and Andy KP Nuts Harland bring content far beyond their means.

Andy has picked up a wide array of sand in the week past with many different ways to capture and / or display such sand. This not only baffles John but it soon becomes apparent that John is also bewildered.

It is without doubt that there’s much other content, but to be quite honest we know you’re here about the sand.

Oh and also the reminiscing of the Daily Dredge (Discontinued).

Do get in touch on the usual formats

Good morrow!

The DredgeLand Ousting of the Mayor of Hove Spectacular

Are you intended audience? Are you Dancer?

DredgeLand have yet to create a full manifesto, especially in the form of a relevant five point plan.

.. but wait no further!

Andy leaps at the opportunity to Oust the Mayor of Hove with John D Dredge’s full support. Listen in to some Bic scribbled ideas and / or concepts to the DredgeLand five point plan to oust the Hove based Mayor. Faithfully supported by Colin’s very own definition based service.

Ipso Facto: De Facto. Fact. We are unafraid to push boundaries.

This episode is keen to advertise the Rent a Mayor Southern Division LTD service.

The DredgeLand Enormous Ratings Boost Spectacular

Dearest listener, we’re back with a vengeance. We’re also back with an exclusive competition! Yes, you the Hove listener and / or resident can provide a ‘Slogan for Hove’. More details within.

Also in this week’s episode:

  • John does the intro
  • John repeats the intro
  • John and Andy discuss the intro
  • There’s an Intro

Post intro content:

  • Upbeat Emails of the Week
  • A long listener letter
  • Gordon returns
  • As does his brother
  • The show ends soon after

That’s a reasonable summary in our opinion, if you remain unsatisfied then please write in and enclose a cheque for £40.

The DredgeLand Dank Times and / or Disgruntled Listener Letters Spectacular

It’s a slow burner this week in the bunker with John F L U Dredge and Andy A W E Harland.

The Dank Times are here alongside Downbeat magazine. Things really are quite desperate and / or awful at only 30 pence an issue.

John’s got himself a stake of 0.0002% of Downbeat magazine and is rather proud of his achievements.

We’re also dipping into the post bag / fax machine and / or text phone for some valuable listener feedback including a grievance from the editor in chief of the Hove Advertiser Mr Charles LS Palpable .

Oh, do also visit the Hove Advertiser fair on the 17th.

Also, apologies for the lack of Cul De Sac based features in the podcast.

The DredgeLand Shopping List and / or Blimp Spectacular

Blimp! That’s right human reader and / or listener, the Blimp is back! Specifically in Hove, UK Hove.

Join John R G H Dredge and Andrew Harmond-Eggplant this week as the conversation format based podcast for the Hove generation continues.

Andy’s got the shopping to do, so much of today’s chat involves food based stuff and / or other concepts expected and unexpected.

John’s very keen on more green things, perhaps linked to a recent government grant. Has he Fritted the cash away?

The beginning of this week’s show does contain an advert, which is fine as we need the income.

The Dredgeland Green Carpet Issue and / or Hove Cable TV Spectacular

Green carpets! Yes, Green Carpets (Caps there). Some say it can’t be achieved, but John FGL Dredge has achieved it.

Andy’s a little surprised to say the least, especially after such a downbeat introduction to the show. So much so, a letter has come through from the Crown Copyright Service.

Join John and Andy for another 35 mins or just over as they discover the latest local television offerings in Hove, discuss all things clogs and carpets and end the show on a high with many different references featuring within.

The DredgeLand Hove Hovercraft Association and Associated Hovercrafts Spectacular

Good afternoon in the afternoon, good morning in the morning and good evening in the evening. Now that’s sorted, we shall begin.

Andy has invested 4.5p in real change of John’s savings to invest into local businesses and / or associations. This spread investment has yield quite considerable impact.

One of those investments yielding across multiple angles includes the Royal Society and the Hove Hovercraft Association and Associated Hovercrafts.

Thus begins the bulk of this week’s conversation as Andy describes in some detail the exact in’s and out’s of how to design, construct and pilot / operate a local Hovercraft.

Warning: This 35 minute episode contains significant Hovercraft content.