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The DredgeLand Ousting of the Mayor of Hove Spectacular

Are you intended audience? Are you Dancer?

DredgeLand have yet to create a full manifesto, especially in the form of a relevant five point plan.

.. but wait no further!

Andy leaps at the opportunity to Oust the Mayor of Hove with John D Dredge’s full support. Listen in to some Bic scribbled ideas and / or concepts to the DredgeLand five point plan to oust the Hove based Mayor. Faithfully supported by Colin’s very own definition based service.

Ipso Facto: De Facto. Fact. We are unafraid to push boundaries.

This episode is keen to advertise the Rent a Mayor Southern Division LTD service.

The DredgeLand Enormous Ratings Boost Spectacular

Dearest listener, we’re back with a vengeance. We’re also back with an exclusive competition! Yes, you the Hove listener and / or resident can provide a ‘Slogan for Hove’. More details within.

Also in this week’s episode:

  • John does the intro
  • John repeats the intro
  • John and Andy discuss the intro
  • There’s an Intro

Post intro content:

  • Upbeat Emails of the Week
  • A long listener letter
  • Gordon returns
  • As does his brother
  • The show ends soon after

That’s a reasonable summary in our opinion, if you remain unsatisfied then please write in and enclose a cheque for £40.

The DredgeLand Hove Mound and / or Bingo based Medium Spectacular

This is not a downbeat podcast. We must respect the wishes of the local ombudsman and present the following:

Join John ER Dredge and Andy A&E Harland for another week’s podcast for the people of Hove. We’re covering the latest in Hove based issues and / or bunker based business.

John’s had an incident with fire at the council and needless to say, the lady mayor remains slightly singed.

As a result of incident, Andy proposed the construction of a local monument and / or tourist attraction. Andy of course complied for a small fee of £385.50.

But wait, that is not all. Andy has a brilliant scheme for the Hove Advertiser Fun Fair on the 17th. See you there? We already know the answer.

The DredgeLand Dank Times and / or Disgruntled Listener Letters Spectacular

It’s a slow burner this week in the bunker with John F L U Dredge and Andy A W E Harland.

The Dank Times are here alongside Downbeat magazine. Things really are quite desperate and / or awful at only 30 pence an issue.

John’s got himself a stake of 0.0002% of Downbeat magazine and is rather proud of his achievements.

We’re also dipping into the post bag / fax machine and / or text phone for some valuable listener feedback including a grievance from the editor in chief of the Hove Advertiser Mr Charles LS Palpable .

Oh, do also visit the Hove Advertiser fair on the 17th.

Also, apologies for the lack of Cul De Sac based features in the podcast.

The DredgeLand Limited Finance and That Letter from the Council Spectacular

Welcome and /or oi! Yes, John C Dredge and Andrew J Harland return for their 59th consecutive week’s podcasting efforts from a bunker 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth.

Money is apparently too tight to mention, especially after the recent demise of the Hovercraft (due to significant negligence on John’s part).

John and Andy discuss in reasonable depth their experience of the sinking of the Hovercraft and soon begin to remember about the Hove Advertiser and their simplistic reporting of the issue. Andy also tries to convince John that unsold maiden voyage tickets may have some financial value, similar to an event in 2009.

We must warm you that this episode does contain Layman’s Terms and references to the closure of Woolworths from 2009. There’s also a letter from three men of the same household and a mention of Animal, Mineral and / or Vegetable.

The DredgeLand Hove Library of Things and / or Corner Shop Spectacular

It is a well known fact that Hove (UK Hove) is entirely round.

Join Andy harland esquire and the very talented John Dredge OBE as they travel through their very own minds eye for another week of nonsensical chat and / or conversation.

On the show this week:

  • Corner Shops, their contents and returns policy
  • The Hove Haberdashery
  • An all new Zone based system
  • Andy’s rental idea ‘The Hove Library of Things
  • The Anteater and who’s charge it is in
  • More content most likely

In the end, the end. Until next week! Ahoy.

 

The DredgeLand Shopping List and / or Blimp Spectacular

Blimp! That’s right human reader and / or listener, the Blimp is back! Specifically in Hove, UK Hove.

Join John R G H Dredge and Andrew Harmond-Eggplant this week as the conversation format based podcast for the Hove generation continues.

Andy’s got the shopping to do, so much of today’s chat involves food based stuff and / or other concepts expected and unexpected.

John’s very keen on more green things, perhaps linked to a recent government grant. Has he Fritted the cash away?

The beginning of this week’s show does contain an advert, which is fine as we need the income.

The Dredgeland Green Carpet Issue and / or Hove Cable TV Spectacular

Green carpets! Yes, Green Carpets (Caps there). Some say it can’t be achieved, but John FGL Dredge has achieved it.

Andy’s a little surprised to say the least, especially after such a downbeat introduction to the show. So much so, a letter has come through from the Crown Copyright Service.

Join John and Andy for another 35 mins or just over as they discover the latest local television offerings in Hove, discuss all things clogs and carpets and end the show on a high with many different references featuring within.

The DredgeLand HoveFM Post Local Situation Review of the Local Situation Spectacular

HoveFM, HoveFM, HoveFM, Hove!

Yes, welcome back dearest listener to another HoveFM DredgeLand special, broadcast at 04:00 to 04:36 each morning in the AM.

Join John Dredge and / or Andy Harland this week as they take more listener correspondence on What’s the tallest you’ve ever been? Also, John and Andy are reviewing the recent Local Situation, reaching out to some of the local people involved and / or impacted by the local situation.

John has also been reviewing paths in the local area and a number of listeners have been sending in their short worded letters.

Michael Fish is also on the show and we wrap up with this week’s #BookClub.

The DredgeLand Local Situation Spectacular

Many people often ask us why we hunkered down into a bunker 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth, Hove Seafront, Hove. Well, as it becomes apparent that a local situation is clearly becoming exacerbated , you too know why.

That and everything really is happier underground.

Join John and Andy and a host of local people live from the situation as it unfolds in a dramatic real time episode of the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular.

Will you survive? Will the local situation improve? How far away is it if you lay down? All of these may be answered in the next thirty or so minutes. Good luck!