Facts about DredgeLand

Dredgelanders! Behold.. we’ve had another letter in.

This week it’s from Thomas Colin Smythe Plinth Smythe BAHons of North Penge.

Mr Smythe Plinth Smythe BAHons writes.. ‘Dear DredgeLand, the only fact i know of DredgeLand prior to writing this letter is that John Dredge is banned from Belgium. Please shed the light on some more DredgeLand facts.

Your’s with a certain issue,¬†Thomas Colin Smythe Plinth Smythe BAHons of North Penge.

Well, Mr Smythe Plinth Smythe BAHons. Here’s a few DredgeLand facts for your personal collection..

  1. If you type DredgeLand into Ask Jeeves (our preferred search engine) three times it returns a Greek cookery website, specialising in the preparation of vegetables for salad
  2. John Dredge does not believe in the US State Hawaii after a very nasty punch-up in Pizza Hut in the 80’s
  3. If John and Andy ever appeared together on Dutch television, it is claimed in an ancient text that over 200,000 people will leave the Isle of Wight in protest
  4. There isn’t an egg on the planet john hasn’t tasted twice
  5. Andy Harland once appeared on a rap album under the pseudonym The Semi-Magnificent Spaniard Malcom
  6. If you look closely enough, DredgeLand appear on the 49th metre of the Bayeux Tapestry (Top Left)
  7. In many ways John is afraid of the Bowler Hat and Bowler Hat wearers, especially the Homepride flour bloke.
  8. Andy cannot spell the word Discombobulat
  9. John Dredge is due to open the all new Penge Co-Op once construction is complete in 2076 (10:45am sharp)
  10. And finally – If you see DredgeLand perform, do remember to bring cash and or a chequebook – all autographs are chargeable.

 

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