Good afternoon for all of you listeners and / or morning / evening and please insert here.
Andy has procured 400,000 pineapples during the week, much to John’s surprise. However, Andy has decided he’s going to sell these pineapple’s on the black market as they’ve now been rationed to one per household.
Join Andy and John as they discuss their business plans including utilising the secret back door hatch (accessed by secret word and / or phrase) in the bunker or a secret website which specifically does not mention the pineapple based product in question. John decides how he wants to spend the vast profit made by the DredgeLand Pineapple based business. #Zinc
In other news, we’ve had a letter from a listener who enjoys the show whilst operating light machinery. Please do take care when listening.
Welcome to episode 702! The time is 07:02. Join John and Andy this week as they introduce this weeks show with a time based reference or three.
We’ve had some very early letters this week, many from Cheam. We really enjoy your letters by the way, so please do continue to write in.
In other news and / or content, Andy has built an Automaton robot dog who’s sole purpose is to clean the bunker. John marvel’s as he meets Master Howard Dog (little Howard Dog) for the first time.
Please do send in your plinths for this weeks competition. We welcome all entries with glee. We also welcome those wishing to transcribe this weeks podcast. Is that you?
Oh and finally, John has made a porcelain cube, 4×4.
The beginning of this weeks podcast begins with two very strange and special guests providing an introduction to your podcast hosts (John and Andy).
However, fear not! Our usual content shall begin shortly after a conversation about Steeeeeel and Sheffield cutlery on a Thursday.
We must also stress that we are not the Reg Land Podcast Spectacular or the DredgeLünd Podcast from Sweden.
We’ve had a number of letters in our all new section of the show: Right to Reply. In this week’s Right to Reply we’ve had up to two lists sent in after our request for lists including a very special one from Brian Fitzgerald and another slightly less special one with three items (can John guess the items?)
Finally, John tries to telepathise information into Andy’s head, but comes up with a problem relating to a lead lined hat.
Welcome you, you, you, you and / or you too. (Not you).
Andy’s bought a sofa and has decided it’s the perfect moment to launch his own chat show. This weeks guest is John Dredge.
We’ve also opened up the post bag this week, which has been full of gardening based questions. Will your Hove based duo answer all and / or sundry?
There’s also another round of ‘What’s in the Box’ to look forward to and maybe another episode of The Store Detectives.
Merry Christmas one and / or all!
John and Andy are celebrating all things Christmas this week down in the DL Bunker, 100 leagues beneath (not below) the Hove Plinth.
Andy’s got John a very special gift and has presented it in the warmest Christmas style possible.
There’s also several mentions of Cheam and a number of Crisis all of which Andy has been trying to resolve.
We’ve also another concept episode of The Store Detectives which occurs at Christmas and includes peril and a Grotto (Plus several 80’s guest stars).
You can find all of our special information and / or content at www.dredgeland.com and www.twitter.com/dredgeland
Wishing you and / or your friends / family a very Happy Christmas 2020.
Welcome to this weeks show! It’s a very secial occasion as you’ve two intro’s to begin with. Also, we’re broadcasting in Technicolour.
John’s been thinking about aintaing and / or decorating this week, which is excellent as Andy has been ainting the bunker as well as also decorating.
Your bunker based due also discuss the wide variety of colours in this weeks colour charts and land upon a brand new series, The Store Detectives.
In other news Andy is aghast as John has taken all of the P’s from this eisode. Very disaointing indeed as Andy needs to imliment several recautions.
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Andy has been knocking on John’s door at 3am and John has taken offence at this issue. All Andy wanted was to ask this weeks Musical Question.
Also within this myriad of mercurial madness we feature another edition of ‘Where’s that Pencil?’ Will you spot it? Do please get in touch.
Also covered in some detail in this week’s podcast is the idea of Farmland at sea and John introduces his all new Map making service.
We wrap up the show with some craft related conversation and there’s nearly an ending to look forward to.
Chairs, Boards, Sandwiches and / or meetings.
All of these are on the agenda this week in the DredgeLand Bunker, 100 leagues Beneath (or below) the Hove Plinth, Hove seafront, Hove.
Join your dynamic, mercurial duo this week as Andy discusses his recent meeting with the Hove Chamber of Commerce, Wednesday prior.
John was absent and / or not present and makes conversational suggestions of other subjects including his favourite sauces and the contents of this weeks Post Bag.
Andy’s been busy building a bicycle and a bicycle hut and John has some serious questions and wants Andy to explain why his magazine room is taking up so much space.
Finally, John makes the brave decision to burrow up 2 leagues to a full 98 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth. Will they manage it? Will Andy do all the leg work? Will you listen again next week?
Find out next week.