The DredgeLand Celebrity Voyage Business Franchise Concept Spectacular

HOT DOG!

Andrew The Price Is Right Harland has been to Lowestoft this week to launch (in the literal and actual and other sense) his all new business concept business.

John Play The Littlewoods Pools Dredge responds with some degree of scrutiny and / or surprise that this concept is really taking off.

In this week’s DredgeLand, can you spot the reference? Winners shall receive a prize unbeknown to applicants.

In other information, the DredgeLand duo discuss the worthiness of celebrities earmarked for the voyage, the business franchise model and our latest banning order.

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The DredgeLand Elongated Introduction Spectacular

Good folk of the audioshpere, welcome to another episode of  Hove’s 3rd favourite podcast.

Joining Andrew Englebert Humperdinck Harland this week is John West Tuna Dredge and believe us, the introduction to this week’s show needs no introduction.

Further content includes a significant conversation regarding a pamphlet.

Within the next 30-25 minutes the following words may appear. Can you spot them all? Do write in with your best efforts:

  • Window
  • Ham
  • Mingle
  • Respect
  • Exasperate
  • Yvonne
  • Rustling
  • Parasol
  • Lemonade

Maybe you will win. Only you can decide.

The DredgeLand Memories of ThorpePark Radio and a Gravy Tent Spectacular

Good morrow!

Welcome back to a further chapter in the ever evolving and sometimes revolving times of DredgeLand.

In this week’s edition, John ELVIS Dredge and Andrew JAMES BROWN Harland are reminded of the time they worked at Thorpe Park Radio. Stories and / or tales include memories of the Tea Cups, Rumba Rapids and mandatory hair cuts.

This level of reminiscing appears after Andy has finally finished his ALL NEW Text Message Relay Machine, enabling viewers and / or listeners of DredgeLand the ability to text into the show (at risk of your full details being disclosed live on air).

Amongst other items discussed include Advice provided from statutory services, car boot sales, market based promotional approaches, gravy tents and the hapless.

DredgeLand will return.

The DredgeLand up an Obelisk and 1980’s Review Spectacular

Obelisks! The 1980’s! These two gargantuan conversational pieces finally form, untied in one audio based podcast: The DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular.

Upon Request, John GGG Dredge and Andy R Whites Harland provide insight, opinion and reference to a wide range of pop culture from the 1980’s, subject matter includes Gordon Honeycomb, Wendy James from Transmission Vamp, Cram and / or Coe, Tandy, The Professionals, GLOY and C&A.

Many thanks to Richard Bracken of Windsor Castle for your letter of who’s pluck we admire.

Sadly, Andy has yet to make any Kiln’s in the Cotswolds.

Kind regards,

DredgeLand

The DredgeLand Ousting of the Mayor of Hove Spectacular

Are you intended audience? Are you Dancer?

DredgeLand have yet to create a full manifesto, especially in the form of a relevant five point plan.

.. but wait no further!

Andy leaps at the opportunity to Oust the Mayor of Hove with John D Dredge’s full support. Listen in to some Bic scribbled ideas and / or concepts to the DredgeLand five point plan to oust the Hove based Mayor. Faithfully supported by Colin’s very own definition based service.

Ipso Facto: De Facto. Fact. We are unafraid to push boundaries.

This episode is keen to advertise the Rent a Mayor Southern Division LTD service.

The DredgeLand Burden of Responsibility and or World Wide Tour Spectacular

Bunkers and Municipal offices have been visited, toured and established in regions far and / or wide.

Yes, listener and / or viewer – fans of Spot The Ledger (and Obelisks) – DredgeLand are BACK!

After a successful tour in Fiji (for some, with Simply Red) and of course a visit to the consulate, John Fridge Dredge and Andrew Oven Harland return to podcasting form.

The dynamic duo bring you tales (within about a 30 min timeframe) of their time off since their last podcast (broadcast 305 days ago).

The show concludes with an anecdote about a visit to The Celebrity Hotel and in the end, thank you and talk next week! (Goodbye).

The DredgeLand John Dredge Bad Radio Concepts Spectacular

Good day to you! Yes, it’s the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular and we’re here for your audio entertainment.

This week, we’ve had some listener complaints in the post bag plus a special letter from the local Ombudsperson.

Further on in the audio podcast you are listening to, John pitches some of his latest radio based ideas for features, Andy takes a critical look at each.

Finally, or at least somewhere near the end of the show, Gordon Gilltrap calls in for a round of It’s in the bag, or near the bag or it is not in the bag and / or the bag has disappeared. Also, the Hove Slogan competition roles over for another week, so please do keep those suggestions coming through!

At the end of the show, the show is over. Just after the outro.

The DredgeLand Enormous Ratings Boost Spectacular

Dearest listener, we’re back with a vengeance. We’re also back with an exclusive competition! Yes, you the Hove listener and / or resident can provide a ‘Slogan for Hove’. More details within.

Also in this week’s episode:

  • John does the intro
  • John repeats the intro
  • John and Andy discuss the intro
  • There’s an Intro

Post intro content:

  • Upbeat Emails of the Week
  • A long listener letter
  • Gordon returns
  • As does his brother
  • The show ends soon after

That’s a reasonable summary in our opinion, if you remain unsatisfied then please write in and enclose a cheque for £40.

The DredgeLand Totally Unedited Podcast Spectacular

It’s live! It’s unedited! It’s in its rawest form!

Welcome, human listener to the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular, live from the Bunker, 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth.

This week, your intrepid and marginally insane hosts take you on a fully unedited trip into their minds and / or eye. With little to no focus or purpose, this edit is edit free.

However, there is also some other content no less which this week includes Andy and John calling a listener, some listener correspondence, John’s thought of the week and Andy’s excellent new concept for a hotel, of which he’s been quite busy planning.

John decides to play his part and pitches ideas for jobs in the new establishment whilst a call is made to Asda for building materials.

Unedited.

The DredgeLand Hove Mound and / or Bingo based Medium Spectacular

This is not a downbeat podcast. We must respect the wishes of the local ombudsman and present the following:

Join John ER Dredge and Andy A&E Harland for another week’s podcast for the people of Hove. We’re covering the latest in Hove based issues and / or bunker based business.

John’s had an incident with fire at the council and needless to say, the lady mayor remains slightly singed.

As a result of incident, Andy proposed the construction of a local monument and / or tourist attraction. Andy of course complied for a small fee of £385.50.

But wait, that is not all. Andy has a brilliant scheme for the Hove Advertiser Fun Fair on the 17th. See you there? We already know the answer.