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DredgeLand: An audience with Ronald and Hargreaves

In an internet audio exclusive, join the infamous northern comedy double act Ronald and Hargreaves as they take a look back at their career in comedy.

Ronald and Hargreaves reflect on gigs in the past, their many comedy friends and relatives and the fellow celebrities that they’ve worked with over the years.

Join this retrospective introspective look back at a career which has provided laughs and fun to many a wake, funeral and detention centre across the United Kingdom of England over the past 37.4 years.

However, the show does end on a serious note as the due discuss Hargreaves addiction to Alka Seltzer and / or the minty mint chewy mint Mentos. Something that can happen without notice.

The DredgeLand Biography Spectacular and Tuesday Quiz Special

Friendly fire! Yes that’s right, John has let off his firearms early in this weeks show, mainly as a result of his all new haircut.

In information contained within this week’s podcast John is working on a DredgeLand biography and / or screenplay. There’s a few blank pages to begin and to end, but join your dynamic duo as they develop this concept further.

Also taking place throughout the show, Andy reveals what’s in his pocket which soon returns a number of anecdotes about Anne Diamond’s biography (one of five that Andy is currently reading).

The show ends with a review of the DredgeLand Quiz which takes place every Tuesday at 18:00 and not a minute later. Is Andy’s brain addled or just withered away? Find out within this 32 minute podcast audio show!

The DredgeLand Not Pineapple Company Here Spectacular

Good afternoon for all of you listeners and / or morning / evening and please insert here.

Andy has procured 400,000 pineapples during the week, much to John’s surprise. However, Andy has decided he’s going to sell these pineapple’s on the black market as they’ve now been rationed to one per household.

Join Andy and John as they discuss their business plans including utilising the secret back door hatch (accessed by secret word and / or phrase) in the bunker or a secret website which specifically does not mention the pineapple based product in question. John decides how he wants to spend the vast profit made by the DredgeLand Pineapple based business. #Zinc

In other news, we’ve had a letter from a listener who enjoys the show whilst operating light machinery. Please do take care when listening.

 

The DredgeLand Call Centre Recruitment and or Induction Spectacular

FACT! Most of our audience have never heard of the internet. John mentions this previously unknown fact right at the beginning of this weeks show (within the first 3 minutes).

We return for another week of Podcast conversation and / or discussion regarding many more of our audience and their correspondence.

John has his annual appraisal in this weeks’ broadcast, where he sets a number of his values and / or task based objectives.

But is all as it seems? In a word. No. Because Andy is actually recruiting for the all new DredgeLand Call Centre Spectacular.

Will John get the job? What is a task based objective? Who’s calling DredgeLand? Will Beatrice learn? Are there any gags in this weeks show?

Well listener, stop reading this and listen in… all shall probably be revealed.

 

 

The DredgeLand Right to Reply Special and or Whats in the Hat Spectacular

The beginning of this weeks podcast begins with two very strange and special guests providing an introduction to your podcast hosts (John and Andy).

However, fear not! Our usual content shall begin shortly after a conversation about Steeeeeel and Sheffield cutlery on a Thursday.

We must also stress that we are not the Reg Land Podcast Spectacular or the DredgeLünd Podcast from Sweden.

We’ve had a number of letters in our all new section of the show: Right to Reply. In this week’s Right to Reply we’ve had up to two lists sent in after our request for lists including a very special one from Brian Fitzgerald and another slightly less special one with three items (can John guess the items?)

Finally, John tries to telepathise information into Andy’s head, but comes up with a problem relating to a lead lined hat.

The DredgeLand Chat show and or Gardeners QuestionLand Spectacular

Welcome you, you, you, you and / or you too. (Not you).

Andy’s bought a sofa and has decided it’s the perfect moment to launch his own chat show. This weeks guest is John Dredge.

We’ve also opened up the post bag this week, which has been full of gardening based questions. Will your Hove based duo answer all and / or sundry?

There’s also another round of ‘What’s in the Box’ to look forward to and maybe another episode of The Store Detectives.

The Store Detectives (Pilot) and / or 100th Episode Special

Welcome! Join John and Andy as they premier the World first listen of the pilot of the all new action adventure, regional series: The Store Detectives.

Action! Suspense! DIY! Action! Action! Kitchen-wear! It’s all within.

Recorded in technicolour and / or dolby.

Oh and it’s Episode 100, recorded 100 leagues beneath the Hove Plinth, Hove Seafront, Hove, Hove.

Thank you for listening! See you at 200 also, probably.

The DredgeLand Episode iv A New Rope and or Potato Spud and Census Spectacular

Morning!

Welcome to this week’s DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular where John kicks off the show with a special welcome.

We then continue the show with a series of letters and / or cash this week which has enabled Andy to buy up a copy of the Hove Census to learn more about our potential local fans.

In other news and / or information, we’re further developing our brand new regional detective action, adventure series The Store Detectives. Tune in for peril and suspense!

We’ve also got a detailed shopping list plus a traffic and travel update and additional information on a local lawn bowls player PLUS an advert from our new cash sponsor, Potato Spuds.

The DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular 95th Episode Celebration and or Superstore Extra Plus Special

This week we celebrate the 95th episode of the DredgeLand Podcast Spectacular in fantastic style and / or substance.

Join us as we read this weeks first letter, scribed by a man named Tone. John does his best to translate for all.

Also on this weeks agenda John and Andy discuss Andy’s brand new concept superstore. He’s been filling the 95 Leagues above the living quarters with many sundry items and a vast number of coffee shops. His previous effort failed, but he’d rather we not mention that.

John and Andy discuss the best way to fill each level and / or league as well as practicing Andy’s interview technique.

In other news, one of our podcasts received 0 listens in the past week. Were you to blame? Find out by listening to the all new 95th edition of #DredgeLandLIVE!

The DredgeLand Meet and or Greet plus a Portal to the Past Spectacular

Ahoy DredgeLanders! (This is collective term for people that listen to DredgeLand).

Join us for a rambling nonsensical conversation which meanders around many subjects including:

  • John’s taken up a new job meeting and / or greeting at the Hove Museum, Hove.
  • Andy has started to write a novel
  • A portal to the past has been discovered in the all new Mirror Room
  • John has become taller, soon to be reduced
  • A new favourite word from the dictionary is mentioned
  • An advert is read aloud

So there you go, value for money or what? (It’s a free podcast).